PL coaches as high school teachers

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The always complaing teahcer, The old School egotistical teacher enter The special one Jose Mourinho your every high school best and worst characters all mixed in one person.
Klopp (The High-Energy Teacher):
Preference of Hard working students over natural talent, dancing on desks, rapping, and chanting his heart out. It’s a mystery where he finds all the energy and physical endurance to do it every day but he keeps on going and going
Pep Guadiola (The know it all teacher):This teacher has memorized all the tactics on best teaching approaches. Has a preference of Naturally gifted students. Rumors has it
He’s always the one asking a questions at the end of staff meetings to prolong them to another 8-9min.
Mikel Arterta (The Burnt-Out Teacher): Always the Tired and frustrated looking teacher who ask himself “why me”. Suffers alot from depression of trying to motivate a class of Dumb and passionless Students. He always falls asleep during staff meetings.
OGS (The Super Teacher):
This is the teacher that makes every other teacher look “ordinary“. His classroom looks like Disney World and he is always full of energy, well-dressed, well-spoken and loved by students.
The Over-Organized Teacher: likes His stuff a certain way, and you better not touch a thing, or he’ll notice. Always composed, because he don’t lose his mind trying to find where he puts his things, all the time. Welcome to the world of Brendan Rodgers.
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