Good news, I’m no longer single! Just had a guy in the street tell me he’d “suck the fart out of my arse”, all before 9am. The wedding is soon.

I’m so glad I was able to bless your timeline with his poetic words this morning.

His mate sat next to him said “oh no, don’t say that, you’ll get me recalled” (which I now realise probably means to prison). He can be Best Man.

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The funniest thing about all this is I do *actually* have a soundcloud but it’s just clips of my radio links and voiceovers.

https://vm.tiktok.com/JMFyvgL/ ">https://vm.tiktok.com/JMFyvgL/&... I’ve said far more embarrassing things on air tbf. This TikTok includes me uttering it not once, but twice. You’re welcome.