"You can have McDonald's or you can have a steaming pile of horse shit."
The left in America: *wrinkling up their nose* "But McDonalds is like really unhealthy though."

"I feel like we should expect more from our food than actual horse shit"
"Your choice is between horse shit and mc donalds, you have to surely see mc donalds is the only option"
"It's just I really don't like the taste of mc donalds"

"I'd much prefer something healthy and nice"
"Yes, of course you would, so would everyone, but if you don't choose mc donalds you'll literally just get horse shit"
"....have you watched this documentary about how mc donalds is bad for you though?"

"Mc donalds kills baby cows, i refuse to like something that kills baby cows"
"BUT THE ALTERNATIVE IS HORSE SHIT"
"why do you hate baby cows"

"It's not just you, the whole wold will be covered with flecks of horse shit for ANOTHER FOUR YEARS, it's forced on all of us if you make the wrong decision"
"Look. I just think it's really important everyone knows why Mc Donalds is the worst thing ever to exist in history"

I fucking hate you omg.

"I just think McDonalds is *like* horse shit though"
*one year later*
*crying as more horse shit is dumped on their heads* "I just wish there was some way, any way, out of this steaming pile of horse shit"

And then in a year we're going to have to hear about how sad you all are because it turns out Trump continues to be bad and oh wow democracy was not saved by not voting for Biden what a shock. Fucking hell.

"But we should have something nutritious"
Ah yes, a good argument, because the more horse shit wins, the more likely it is for something nutritious to appear on the menu in future.

Just eat your goddamn mcdonalds and once you've actually got some real food in you, start asking about adding salad to the menu. My god.

It really, really, *really* annoys me how bad the left is at getting from "this is where we are" to "this is where we should be". Talking really loudly about where we should be while complaining tearfully that it's not where we are doesn't magically do it. Amazing.

I do hope Biden wins and then for the next four years he's given merry hell but that he still improves things enough for people to at least see he was better than Trump, and then in four years for something *far more nutritious in every way* appears on the menu and *wins*.