so I'm starting to read Midnight Sun finally and add Edward actually succeeding in killing Bella at school and going on a massacre and the Cullens having to deal with the fallout to the list of plots that would have been so compelling

Another!!!! VIGILANTE EDWARD KILLING RAPISTS AND OTHER VIOLENT CRIMINALS DURING HIS BLOOD-DRINKING PHASE

"In my head, Carlisle’s kind eyes did not judge me. I knew that he would forgive me for this horrible act. Because he loved me. Because he thought I was better than I was."

Hello friends! Have you heard the news of our lord and savior, Carlisle Christ?

"I would prove my father wrong about me. The misery of this fact hurt almost as much as the fire in my throat."

Ah I see so this is a drinking game. Take a drink every time Carlisle is used as a metaphor for God.

my guy. just say you have to go to the bathroom and bail lmao.

chile the horniness. god bless mormons

this is really why men who hate women are Like That huh

remember kids the only reason we don't do bad things like murder and rape is because Carlisle--I mean God--would be sad

omg edward is frollo. I WANTED TO BANG FROLLO AS A TEEN HELP

I cut off the motion of my lungs and fixed Carlisle’s face in front of my eyes."

I'M SCREAMING.

WWCD? (WHAT WOULD CARLISLE DO?)

"Using all the control I’d mastered in my decades of self-denial......"

okay I think that's good for tonight

HELLO FRIENDS LET'S PLAY ANOTHER ROUND OF ANNA READS MIDNIGHT SUN

Right off the bat I will say that Edward keeps referring to the ages of the high schoolers, including Bella, with terms like "little girl" and "children" and I Do Not Like That

BLEGH HIM ACKNOWLEDGING HIS OWN AGE IS SOMEHOW WORSE

"A word I’d never said before in the presence of a lady slid between my clenched teeth."

EDWARD SAID FUCK

"She was the quiet martyr—she’d prefer to suffer in silence."

Ah, yes. The ideal Christian woman.

"I just… could not hear the exact words.
Hmm. Charlie Swan was not as silent as his daughter, but I could see where she got it from. Interesting."

CHARLIE HAS THE SHIELD POWER TOO????????? HELLO???????

Is it worse that he's also aware that he's stalking her and acting predatory? Idk I feel like that's a thing predators do, talk about how shitty they are for doing the thing but then continuing to do the thing.

anyway

FUCK I broke the thread. Okay you didn't miss much except me noticing I'm still a c00n for Jasper. And now I notice I still hate Rosalie lmao

I liked the thick sheet of
water—it made a wall between me and the rest of the world. It closed me in, let me be alone."

NOTHING HITS LIKE 2007 EMO THIS LINE IS ART

with that little treat, I do have to go to bed now. Thanks for putting up with me y'all lol. TBC!!!!

HELLO WE'RE BACK AT IT AGAIN

"I could see how easy it would be to fall into loving Bella. It would be exactly like falling: effortless."

Bro you've known her for like 2 days. I do not remember this happening that fast

"As this hell ground on, I lumped my torments into four categories."

LMAO STOP

"The first two were familiar. Her scent and her silence. Or rather—to take the responsibility on myself, where it belonged—my thirst and my curiosity."

OKAY STEPH!!! I SEE YOUR ATTEMPT

okay Edward honey we get it Bella's not like other girls

I don't remember this Comic Con conversation but shout out to Bella for being a fellow weeb

RIP NVM. Why crush my dreams steph

also shout out to the movies for making the Normie Kids not so stereotypically shitty >_>

OKAY STEPH WE GET IT BELLA'S THE FUCKING MADONNA

Good lord.

"He hadn’t observed the unselfishness and bravery that set her apart from other humans, didn’t hear the abnormal maturity of her spoken thoughts--"

OP time to play p*dophile red flag bingo!!! Who had "she's so mature for her age" on their scorecards????

The possessive way he viewed Bella—as if she were an acquisition to be made—provoked me almost as much as his crude fantasies about her. "

LMAOOOOOO

SIR.

YOU LITERALLY WATCH HER SLEEP

HELLO????????????????

also, just in case someone may not know, if the idea of your crush dating or marrying someone else in the future makes you want to violently crush the skull of their other possible interests........it's probably a good indication you need therapy. Lots.

don't really like the constant implications that if Edward can't read someone they must be disabled or something

Ah, so the whole time he was only breaking into Bella's house to watch her sleep because he was irrationally worried about spiders or meteors randomly hurting her. That makes it so much better. /s

-_-

Then why should I feel so guilty over one little misdemeanor? Human laws had never applied to me. And this was hardly my first adventure with breaking and entering."

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT WHOLE GENTLEMEN MORALITY SCHTICK YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR THE LAST 5 CHAPTERS, EDWARD?

okay that chapter was 27 pages long and I'm reading a pdf?????

Hello????? Who is this woman's editor?????

Once again I realize I am wayyyyyy too hard on myself and my writing.

And on that note, that's enough for now!!!

okay hello I'm adding to this thread because I'm at the Port Angeles chapter and I have to say the Savior Moment is even cheesier in Edward's POV >_>

again would LOVE to hear more about this evil murderer Edward hunted and killed

“If he’s paralyzed from the neck down, he can’t go to the prom, either.”

tfw you forget wheelchairs exist