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okay i’m listening to it rn for my fans
ilya is apparently a simp for corinna so maybe i was onto sumn w this tweet https://twitter.com/quenjajaja/status/1292654409092984832?s=21">https://twitter.com/quenjajaj... https://twitter.com/quenjajaja/status/1292654409092984832">https://twitter.com/quenjajaj...
natalie tells naked pool story from her pov and david says “butt and vagina area” 
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david and ilya fighting about who’s smarter david says hes smarter cus he got better grades .... then david can’t name the first 6 usa presidents but neither can ilya
david saying he’s learning important life skills by playing call of duty all day
david saying he was very nervous to meet lizas parents and describes himself as “edgy david” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😹" title="Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen">
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he says he went out to dinner with lizas mom and sisters and that he “loved” all of them then catches himself out saying loved and changes it to “liked” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😹" title="Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😹" title="Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😹" title="Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen"> this mf is so embarrassing
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david thinks his assistants ella and taylor are hooking up
natalie walked in on ilya scratching davids back no shirt
david nat ilya etc finds it insane that jason’s kids have never been grounded, don’t have chores & jason never made them cry and i agree like wtf is that normal
nat asks if during the day when they get horny do they have to do sumn about it and they say depends if ur proper horny or not and david says if ur proper horny u jerk off
nat then goes on to say that she gets horny thoughts and just moves on with her day and david doesn’t understand what horny thoughts are
david says sometimes he thinks girls on instagram are cute and wants to hook up with them and that doesn’t count as being horny
david says “any place has a bathroom you can jerk off anywhere” WHOS MANS IS THIS .....
david says i wonder who in this room gets horny the most and they all say him and he says no
david saying it’s crazy that it’s the norm for sex to be over when the guy finishes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundert Punkte Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundert Punkte Symbol">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundert Punkte Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundert Punkte Symbol"> okay yeah period agreed... does this mean he be eating https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐈" title="Katze" aria-label="Emoji: Katze"> til the girl finishes or what @/lizakoshy weigh in
he doesn’t understand that girls can c*m multiple times and thinks guy orgasms must be better because it takes him a while to refresh after busting a https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥜" title="Erdnüsse" aria-label="Emoji: Erdnüsse">
the men rlly not understanding that girls aren’t always satisfied after sex https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht"> and can go just do other things without finishing
david saying if he was a woman the first thing he would do is masturbate to see how a vagina works...,
okay i’m done https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet"> they really talk about sex and jerking off a lot like imagine davids tiktok fanbase listening to this shsgsgshhss
