wild how magpies have a whole nother bird on their face

I haven't been drinking and looking at Bird faces, YOU'VE been drinking and looking at Bird faces.

thats a real bird by the way it's a potoo its whole deal is it goes

"what if

i were tree?"

lt has three moods

hiding (up there)

preparing to scream (here)

and screaming

not muppet. is bird.

pramise.

p r a m i s e

also their babies

are colored like moss or lichen or such

so they can hang out being all tree together

family +++
creative ++++

suddenly baby albatross face

Anyway wild that this duck has a whole dog on its face

I'm pretty sure this is an alien that gives me missions in no mans sky

anyway remember that green herons can do this

and if they can

maybe long-necked dinosaurs could too

zewp

zeeeewwwwwwp

me: oh look at you, least bittern, fellow potato shaped being

least bittern: fuck you say

their stare is the dumbest thing ever except their babies i love them

how about you marbelled murrelet you're also a potato lets see your best zoop

you know what you tried your best and im proud of you

yall wanna hear the loudest fucking bird in the world

v v shouty car alarm bird

sleep time, more shouting tomorrow