I wonder who was the first kid to attend public school and skip class without telling their parents.

I wonder whose idea it was to have people pay money to watch other people punch each other. Someone was just like, "Yeah, people love a good fight, so they can pay ME while the other guys get hurt," and everybody else just went "yeah, ok"

I think this thread will be that late night thoughts box I mentioned. No topic, I'm just bored.

Idea: A Wonka bar filled with marshmallow fluff.

Why is posting on Twitter called tweeting, but everywhere else it's just called posting?