oikawa refuses to let iwaizumi pick him up from the airport so he can drive a rental car up to iwa's dorm blasting california gurls at full volume

iwa: youre landing at like 3am the traffic won't be that bad at lax it's fine i--
oikawa: CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE OOH OH OOH OOH OH OOH
iwa: k we're breaking up

i know oikawa listens to kesha. dont ask me why i just know it in my bones

ushijima:
oikawa: i can't hear u over the sound of tonight we're going har har-har ha-ha-hard just like the world is our our-our our-our-ours we're tearin' it apart part-part pa-pa-part you know we're superstars, we are who we are we're dancing like we're dum dum-dum dum-dum-dumb

ok im gonna finish my roadtrip iwaoi in 80 yrs but imagine oikawa makes them a playlist and it just looks like this and its like 10 hours long HELP

SDFKSDNAFK GLAD YOU CAME BY THE WANTED IS NOW A SEXY CALIFORNIA IWAOI DORM PARTY SONG HELPDFP

HALL OF THE FAME BY THE SCRIPT AN OIKAWA SONG SKJDFN

this thread is unbelievably cursed i think rewatching nge broke something vital in my brain