oikawa refuses to let iwaizumi pick him up from the airport so he can drive a rental car up to iwa& #39;s dorm blasting california gurls at full volume
iwa: youre landing at like 3am the traffic won& #39;t be that bad at lax it& #39;s fine i--
oikawa: CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE& #39;RE UNFORGETTABLE DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT WE& #39;LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE OOH OH OOH OOH OH OOH
iwa: k we& #39;re breaking up
i know oikawa listens to kesha. dont ask me why i just know it in my bones
ushijima:
oikawa: i can& #39;t hear u over the sound of tonight we& #39;re going har har-har ha-ha-hard just like the world is our our-our our-our-ours we& #39;re tearin& #39; it apart part-part pa-pa-part you know we& #39;re superstars, we are who we are we& #39;re dancing like we& #39;re dum dum-dum dum-dum-dumb
ok im gonna finish my roadtrip iwaoi in 80 yrs but imagine oikawa makes them a playlist and it just looks like this and its like 10 hours long HELP
SDFKSDNAFK GLAD YOU CAME BY THE WANTED IS NOW A SEXY CALIFORNIA IWAOI DORM PARTY SONG HELPDFP
HALL OF THE FAME BY THE SCRIPT AN OIKAWA SONG SKJDFN
this thread is unbelievably cursed i think rewatching nge broke something vital in my brain
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