we’re at the dog park and this weimereiner keeps doing spin moves and i chortled to myself because i thought about “smashed mcdouble”

churchgrim still has balls which makes all other dogs absolutely go apeshit on him (this is just a dog thing idk why it happens) but as a result of him being too large to be harmed by conventional weapons he will now just tolerate anything. humping, biting, he just stands there

(grim standing in front of a wall getting absolutely obliterated with dodgeballs) haha we’re having fun right guys

once again grim is the best behaved dog at the park. someone’s dog actually barked at me. at me!!! i was just standing there

this tiny little man was my best friend even before he knew i had cheetos in my bag. little dogs love me and i don’t know why

i talk a big game hating on little dogs but when t comes down to it i will put a gross little terrier directly in my lap and pet his tiny apple head for hours!! they got my number

bonk

churchgrim had an amazing day. we were at the dog park for like two hours and then we went to qfc and he got to go in the store, and then in the checkout line abut four differnet clerks took turns petting him and saying he was good, and then he sat on one of them

then they gave him a torn off piece of grocery packing paper from the big roll and on the way out an old man in a wheelchair said "can i see that?" and grim dutifully tendered the piece of paper and got petted AGAIN

when we were at the park there was a really sweet lady there with her bitty little staffy pup and the lady kept commenting on grim prances around and tosses him head like a horse