Female Vocalist Youtube Comment Bingo: 1. Why are you not smiling enough while performing? 2. Argue with you about why you changed your hair colour, and how you are now less attractive 3. Let you know how turned on they are because the mic reminds them of a dick you are yellin at
4. Let you know that your band is nowhere near as good as Jinjer (duh we all know she is one of the best vocalist in metal and rules) even if your band sounds nothing alike 5. Write out a long comment letting you know how you can improve 6. Say you are good (for a girl)
7. “I really do NOT like female vocalists, I think they are ABOMINATIONS OF NATURE...but you know what?...you, I like your voice. BUT I HATE EVERY OTHER FEMALE VOICE REGARDLESS OF METAL SUB GENRE REEEEEEEEE”
Oh shit I almost forgot: 8. “They only have you in the band to sell more records and stand out, you are there for eye candy, it’s soo contrived” etc and 9. “I love that you don’t use your sexuality, all the other women vox are only SLUTTY WHOREY SLUTS WHO ARE SLUTTY”
BINGO! Anyways, don’t let it get you down, we all can emphathize with one another, and all can stick up for one another ❤️❤️❤️❤️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️
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