test run time soon

important addition

we all got distracted for a few minutes

GM: are you fucking talking in-character in the chat
ME: yeah we're texting in the group chat
GM: YOU'RE IN A CAR TOGETHER

INGRID: what if the ghosts fuck the car
SYLVAIN: can we please park closer to the entrance
FELIX: i'm going to kill you

SYLVAIN: i need to use my condoms
FELIX: what're you going to do, fuck the ghosts
SYLVAIN: no i'm going to tie them up into funny balloon animals

DIMITRI: what was that?
FELIX: are you hallucinating? is this, like, a mental thing?

FELIX: so.... do you remember the thing sylvain wanted to fuck earlier
INGRID: the rat?
FELIX: no... no, the white thing. i may have seen the white thing
FELIX: it's still there

SYLVAIN: they might not be a cult, they might be a gang
INGRID: that's not much better

SYLVAIN: i roll to see if there's anything fuckable nearby

SYLVAIN: i'm now sitting next to felix and i try to put my arm over his shoulder
FELIX: I MOVE HIS ARM OFF OF ME

GM: you all lose one PP
SYLVAIN: (out of character) DO I LOSE ONE INCH?
INGRID: THATS THE ONLY INCH HE HAS

out of character, i had a warm mozzarella stick of my own. i poked it with my tablet pen, creating a hole that i then squeezed half-melting mozzarella cheese out of like i was squeezing a blackhead

DIMITRI: i'm trying to figure out what stab wound cheese comes out of

GM: the person wearing the mask.... again, a hoodie. but this time... jeans
INGRID: oh my god jeff the killer

SYLVAIN: MY CONDOM BROKE
SYLVAIN: I JUST MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE KILLERS. GREAT.

SYLVAIN: i am so embarrassed. i can never show my face in this creepy carnival again.

SYLVAIN: can i use my other condom as a tourniquet?

GM: and his mask falls off... sylvain, you're lucky he didn't take up your offer in the tunnel of love, because he's...
SYLVAIN: hubert
INGRID: JEFF THE KILLER!?
GM: YOUR BROTHER, MIKLAN

(sylvain takes psychic damage for accidentally hitting on his brother in the tunnel of love)

dimitri just killed 3 people

[muffled thriller plays as marlene the ghost disappears]

SYLVAIN: we can't tell anyone about tonight. this stays between the four of us
DIMITRI, THINKING ABOUT HOW HE KILLED THREE PEOPLE: ...yeah,

[EVERYONE IS IN INGRID'S SUBARU TO LEAVE]

FELIX: WAIT WAIT WAIT PAUSE MY KNIVES. THOSE KNIVES HAVE MY FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER THEM WE HAVE TO GO BACK

[THE CAMERA PANS UP. THE SUN IS BEGINNING TO RISE. TOTO BY AFRICA IS PLAYING ON THE RADIO]

and thus concludes the faerghus four attempting to hunt a monster and proceeding to commit several crimes instead

if you got even a vague amount of amusement out of this thread i HIGHLY suggest trying the game out yourself here https://shenyun.itch.io/faerghus  !!!

also!!!
since this ended up being kind of an actual livetweet thread

@lozy_lmao played felix, i played dimitri, @yureimori played ingrid, @gaylorenz was sylvain

and @_bogoro was our fantastic DM!!!!