People who think Crimson Peak is GDT's best movie gave Dracula (1992) 5 stars on Letterboxd.

People who think it's The Devil's Backbone spend hours trying to convince people to watch The Spirit of the Beehive (1973)

People who think it's Pan's Labyrinth really like puppets.
People who think it's The Shape of Water cry during Beauty and the Beast (1991).

People who think it's Pacific Rim really like Godzilla, man.

People who think it's Hellboy wear chain wallets.

People who think it's Cronos wear t-shirts old enough to vote.
People who think it's Hellboy 2 played a lot of D&D a few years back but haven't really found a good group to play with since college, y'know?

People who think it's Blade 2 still wear Matrix sunglasses and jorts.

People who think it's Mimic have never seen the other movies.
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