A black sociologist walks into a HOA meeting about BLM signs and what are being called “signs not in support of BLM”.

Them: we only allow political signs

Me: “black lives matter is my political party”

They talcumbout the thin blue line flag is “decorative”.

A. Bish. Got. Time. Today.

This mofo said “the thin blue line flag is an American flag so it doesn’t count”. Whew Jesus. This is why I do not socialize.

They gone. The whites is gone.

Me: so a political candidate sign that says “vote for me because black lives matter” would be allowed?

See the faces.

I need a candidate - any candidate - to please produce such a sign. I would volunteer to distribute them in my n’hood. #chapelhill

The HOA lawyer just said she does not know what the SPLC is.

Someone told the lawyer to ask the SPLC is the blue line flag is decorative. She said, and I quite, “what’s the SPLC? Does anyone know? I don’t know.”

Me: “is a klan flag decorative?”

I'm literally a nightmare. I am one student loan balloon payment from being a free black woman and. I. got. time.

I will be writing a letter with footnotes. Can I get some collaboration and editorial help?