when you drink bubble tea and forget to take a lactaid:

when meghan married my harry

whenever i see 85% of all seafood

him: we should break u—
me:

when sprite discontinued sprite remix

when you have to call out of work for the first time and aren’t sure what your manager will believe

room: when are gonna clean me?
me:

them: yo play that new cardi!!
me:

when he’s perfect until you find out he watches anime

him: what’s your favorite star wars movie?
me:

when they dare to ask why you spit on a black woman

teacher: this will be a group project
everyone normal:

the entire state of florida when they’re asked to wear a face mask

when y’all finally try to force me to watch #GH again

when you tell a white person that it’s not just their one black friend’s life that matters

me: so in montreal...
everyone in my life:

when my little sister was born and i wasn’t the youngest anymore

mom: stop playing around in this damn store!
every kid:

when you act tough online then get punched for the first time in real life

when you’re high and can’t figure out which is the front and which is the back of your hands

mother earth on january 1st, 2020:

when i wake up not actually married to zac efron

when it’s time to pay rent