someone described Mad Max Fury Road to me as “michael bay’s wet dream” and I’ve never felt so bad for someone’s sad, pessimistic, uninspired view of cinema before in my life
2/? this movie is a Masterpiece and I have several reasons why:

1. Sound mixing/sound editing ( @thelindsayellis talks about this in one of her wonderful video essays) there is genuine work put into subtext through audio in this film, to the point where if it was removed it
3/? would not be the same film.

2. Cinematography: this is some of the best camerawork in the face of genuine practical-effect filmmaking I’ve seen in the last decade, and it’s hugely inspired. Not just because it’s dynamic and interesting and well-edited, but because
4/? the movie itself was not written, really, it was story boarded- which creates a visual dynamic that not only George Miller who, since 199(8?) was working to perfect and translate, but that other experts working within the medium could immediately understand for themselves
5/? Let’s go back to #2 for a second- practical effects. how many movies can you think of right now in the last 20 years have had that much love and labor and grief poured into practical effects? to have used cgi as an *editing* tool, a *refining* finisher rather than a safe bet?
6/? STORY

This was the big one that got me- it was mentioned that “the story lacks in a way it didn’t before in the other Mad Max movies”

WHAT

Thunderdome arguably has the best story arc of any of the G*bson era movies and you’re gonna tell me THAT CLOWN SHIT
7/? HAS A BETTER PREMISE THAN A STORY ABOUT BODILY AUTONOMY AND SLAVERY, infused with hugely anti-capitalistic and feminist values?

GTFO

Yes Tina turner is fun but she also punished Max for not murdering a mentally disabled person???? And that’s better than Furiosa
8/? sticking it to a literal gang of powder-white indoctrinated suicide-squad gearheads with a sex-criminal/eugenicist/fascist at the helm Are You Fucking Kidding Me???

Fury Road is golden & I have lots more to say but tbh if I do any more I’ll need to start a YouTube channel

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nah yknow what let’s be fuckin real about it if we’re gonna be real, I’m reading my old textbooks from college rn. In 2 months I’m putting up my first video essay about how Fury Toad is my favorite Mad Max movie (I do love them all) and I am Correct For That. see y’all in 2.
Unfortunately since I cannot fix my autocorrect in this tweet I will also need to make a feature length film that is equivalent to MMFR about a fucken frog
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