tell me about an item in your closet that you bought specifically for "going out" and now that we don't really go out anymore is languishing there waiting for its big moment

i'm ready to honor this item with you as it gathers dust

Here is a sequin bra I bought when I really thought 2020 was going to be my year of Disco Sue Ellen Mishke

so many of you bought red evening gowns and gold lame blazers......my people.....my gang

listen...i have no clue when/if anything will be safe again or even if NYC will be here but i swear to you if the city is still here in the After I WILL be throwing parties with the sole purpose of giving these clothes their moment in the sun. Peacocking Parties™

you dust off your best, you put on eyelashes, you come to dance. everyone tells you that you look FANTASTIC. that's it, that's the party.

maybe we will throw it in an abandoned zara; anything is possible

lol what if after this i pivoted to texas guinan

I bought these just before March....they haunt me.........

lol remember outfits tho

yes i dress like fran fine, and i will AGAIN

also to everyone being like "ugh but what if it doesn't fit now": in the After one thing we are *never* doing again is worrying about what our bodies look like in clothes, we are wearing the clothes regardless + if they don't fit we simply divest + get something even better

everyone is going to look SO HOT to me, i cannot overstate this

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