we’re watching twilight for the podcast, i’m going to deposit my lower quality shitposts in this thread so you’ll know what I consider to be a good joke based on whether it’s in here or not

the Cullens are very Greek Class aren’t they

the way this film frames Non-Bella girls is so hateful aaaaaa

another girl: [is on screen]

bella: whores in this house!!!! There are whores in this house!!!!

AND SO THE LION FELL IN LOVE WITH THE LAMB !!!!!

what do you think anne rice makes of this

MUSE BASEBALL! MUSE BASEBALL!

i feel like the film doesnt establish why bella is attracted to edward or what she likes about him, it just takes it as a given she’s attracted to him and I hate that this like Epic Romance has zero tension its just like Bleh and then They’re Just Together

ladies if i am watching a romance i want to Fall In Love with the object of the protagonists affections along with them, I don’t want the protag to instantly fall in love then be like “Ur Good, Yea?”