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fun facts i’ve learned about joe by listening to the podcasts he’s been on; a thread 
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@cookiejarstump here you go!!
• joe used to throw sticks at baby turkeys with his friends when he lived in ohio
tw cigars(?)
• joe tried to steal some cigars from his local convenience store when he was 10 but ended up getting caught and kicked out
• joe tried to steal some cigars from his local convenience store when he was 10 but ended up getting caught and kicked out
tw cigarettes(?)
• he also tried to steal a pack of cigarettes to impress the girl he liked a couple years later but ended up getting rejected by her
• he also tried to steal a pack of cigarettes to impress the girl he liked a couple years later but ended up getting rejected by her
• joe and marie bought a house in palm springs and are planning to fix it up and rent it out in the future
• joe used to take improv classes when he lived in new york
• he started messing around on a piano that was in the middle of a bar once and was told by a random onlooker to “respect the piano”
• this one’s a bit more common but he was a huge fan of arma angelus and got to tour with them at the age of 15
• joe read through a bunch of books about diamonds before proposing to marie to make sure he picked out the perfect ring for her
nsfw(?)
k i’m cheating here bc this fact was mentioned in a twitch stream but apparently his sexual awakening was a smashing pumpkins music video
k i’m cheating here bc this fact was mentioned in a twitch stream but apparently his sexual awakening was a smashing pumpkins music video
— so that’s i’ve got for now but i’ll keep adding onto this whenever i learn a new fact <3
