I also want to take this time to say that if I ever see Kirby Dach at the local Fort Saskatchewan Boston Pizza, or Pots and Pans, or Millers Ice Cream, or that one 7-11 that used to have the Street Fighter arcade game, or either of the two outdoor rinks, we're gonna have words.

Same goes if I ever run into him at the Sportsplex, the JRC, Rudolph Hennig parking lot, the place where we used to have bush parties, Dean Currie's old house, Tony Eason's old house, the old mall, the Dow Center, Subway, The Bear's Den, the bike path behind the old jail...

These tweets are funny because these are all locations that only Fort Saskatchewan Twitter will recognize.

The same thing is going to happen if we ever cross paths at the band shell, the Thursday farmers market, Gus' Steakhouse, FSJH, FSH, The Strathcona Christian Academy, the Brandt Hotel, the green belt, the spot where the old movie theater used to be, the new movie theater...

the Win Ferguson parking lot, the creek behind Perry's 2-for-1 Pizza, the daycare that used to be a Red Rooster gas station, the James Mowatt roof, the JPII smoke pit, the LEGION! that one nice ball diamond behind the Legion...