BREAKING: Joe Biden has picked his VP. But he recorded the name on a Betamax and now he can't find it anywhere. Jill is helping him look. Stay tuned.

UPDATE: Joe Biden got tired and is now napping.

UPDATE: "Matlock" is on TV. Joe is now awake and watching it.

UPDATE: There is now a commercial break in "Matlock." Joe has renewed his VP search, moving from the basement to the second bedroom.

UPDATE: Kamala Harris is outside Joe Biden's basement screaming at his window. Biden has not noticed her yet.

UPDATE: Biden has located the Betamax and is expected to replace the batteries and hit play to discover his VP choice shortly. Stay tuned.