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Live tweeting Flynn hearing tweeted in alternative English:
Court: Sit yo asses down.
Flynn’s lawyer: Gov is a nasty bitch. And that judge did some shady ass shit. Let my person go!
Court: I’m a gonna ask you some fancy-ass questions.
Flynn’s lawyer: I got this.
Court: Sit yo asses down.
Flynn’s lawyer: Gov is a nasty bitch. And that judge did some shady ass shit. Let my person go!
Court: I’m a gonna ask you some fancy-ass questions.
Flynn’s lawyer: I got this.
Court: Have you ever seen crazy ass shit like this before?
Flynn’s lawyer: OH HELLLL NO!
Flynn’s lawyer: OH HELLLL NO!
Court: We’re gonna send more judges at ya. You said you got this, so let’s see, biiiiitch.
Flynn’s lawyer: I’m a gonna slay this.
Court: We gonna try to spike yo ass.
Flynn’s lawyer: that judge ain’t no king, he gotta follow the law. You ain’t got shit on me!
Flynn’s lawyer: I’m a gonna slay this.
Court: We gonna try to spike yo ass.
Flynn’s lawyer: that judge ain’t no king, he gotta follow the law. You ain’t got shit on me!
Court: Why why why Why why why Why!?
Flynn’s lawyer: Cause I don’t let dem lil king-wannabe judges get away wit it.
Flynn’s lawyer: Cause I don’t let dem lil king-wannabe judges get away wit it.
Court: I wanna make that judge yo king tho.
Flynn’s lawyer: motherfuckers. ova my dead body.
Flynn’s lawyer: motherfuckers. ova my dead body.
Court: I’m a gonna bore yo ass to death. See how you like dat.
Flynn’s lawyer: YO. What you talkin bout?! I chop up an inhale dis motion shit, fo shizzle my nizzle.
Court: biiiiiiiitch.
Flynn’s lawyer: YO. What you talkin bout?! I chop up an inhale dis motion shit, fo shizzle my nizzle.
Court: biiiiiiiitch.
Flynn’s lawyer: y’all need to dismiss dis shit. It done.
Court: Nah. Let’s keep going. I wanna play dirty. How’s about some nuns. Oh mama.
Flynn’s lawyer: I ain’t playin with dat shit.
Court: Nah. Let’s keep going. I wanna play dirty. How’s about some nuns. Oh mama.
Flynn’s lawyer: I ain’t playin with dat shit.
Court: How about I get yo ass a new Daddy?
Flynn’s lawyer: I’m game.
Flynn’s lawyer: I’m game.
Court: Fish. Milk.
Flynn’s lawyer: ...
Court: Aight. I’m done.
Flynn’s lawyer: ...
Court: Aight. I’m done.
Court: nah, just kiddin. I’m a never gonna shut up.
Flynn’s lawyer:
Flynn’s lawyer:
Flynn’s lawyer: dis judge, he’s a bad hombre.
Court: ...
Court: ...
Court: Gonna ask yo ass a yeh or nah.
Flynn’s lawyer: Who you think you are?!
Court: I SAID YEH OR NAH, BITCH.
Flynn’s lawyer: Yeh.
Flynn’s lawyer: Who you think you are?!
Court: I SAID YEH OR NAH, BITCH.
Flynn’s lawyer: Yeh.
Court: Final thought - can dat judge king get away with dis shit?
Flynn’s lawyer: Oh hellll nah.
Flynn’s lawyer: Oh hellll nah.
Gov lawyer: y'all like my fancy threads? I got dis Hugo Boss suit to feel all fresh and shit.
Anyway, we don’t wanna play wit dis Flynn guy no more. I think we mighta got caught cheatin an shit.
Anyway, we don’t wanna play wit dis Flynn guy no more. I think we mighta got caught cheatin an shit.
Court: Did y'all do your homework? I told ya ass to do it.
Gov lawyer: The dog ate my homework? Aight I’ll try.
Gov lawyer: The dog ate my homework? Aight I’ll try.
Court: y’all high as shit. I’m a gonna join you. Gonna take a hit.
Gov lawyer: DO EEET. I’ll cover for ya.
Gov lawyer: DO EEET. I’ll cover for ya.
Gov lawyer: Probing. Ha! I said probing!
Court: Aight I’m gonna pass the mic to the guy who hasn’t taken hit yet.
Court: Aight I’m gonna pass the mic to the guy who hasn’t taken hit yet.
Gov lawyer: Fokker. Fokker. Fokker.
Court: Whoa mama.
Court: Whoa mama.
Gov lawyer: FOKKER! FOKKER! FOKKER! FOKKER!
Court:
Court:
Court: Needed dat cat nap. But now we gotta get back to this shit. So were y'all workin on dat case an shit or just playin?
Gov lawyer: I dunno. I’m a gonna use some big words now. MAN-DAT-ASS! I mean mandamus. Biiiiitch.
Gov lawyer: I dunno. I’m a gonna use some big words now. MAN-DAT-ASS! I mean mandamus. Biiiiitch.
