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(With due apologies to the REAL lovely ladies of Twitter!)
The best social media advice I received some years ago was that if a beautiful girl follows you, then instead of feeling good about yourself, just see your face in mirror and ask yourself - HAIN??
(With due apologies to the REAL lovely ladies of Twitter!)
The best social media advice I received some years ago was that if a beautiful girl follows you, then instead of feeling good about yourself, just see your face in mirror and ask yourself - HAIN??
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So this is exactly what I did when Shri @Tanya_Beaut followed me. However, it being a slow afternoon, I indulged in a bit of an 'investigation' of my own since I did have a hunch regarding the country of origin of this rascal!
Oh, did I tell you that I've muted him?
:D
So this is exactly what I did when Shri @Tanya_Beaut followed me. However, it being a slow afternoon, I indulged in a bit of an 'investigation' of my own since I did have a hunch regarding the country of origin of this rascal!
Oh, did I tell you that I've muted him?
:D
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A quick search of his timeline revealed his country of origin.
Why else would a Russian 'beaut' spend time fantasizing over a Packie politician mohtarma, hainji?
These Propagandu-in-Chief's clones aren't very creative, I must tell you!
A quick search of his timeline revealed his country of origin.
Why else would a Russian 'beaut' spend time fantasizing over a Packie politician mohtarma, hainji?
These Propagandu-in-Chief's clones aren't very creative, I must tell you!
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Then came the V.E.R.Y clever, and MAGNETIC, DP of this Beggaristani Momeen's 'Russian' handle!
It seems the he is a BIG fan of .. err .. XX type sites on the www!
But then, let's be thankful he isn't into 'Donkey Sex', in which Terroristan tops the charts in internet searches!
Then came the V.E.R.Y clever, and MAGNETIC, DP of this Beggaristani Momeen's 'Russian' handle!
It seems the he is a BIG fan of .. err .. XX type sites on the www!
But then, let's be thankful he isn't into 'Donkey Sex', in which Terroristan tops the charts in internet searches!
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However, it seems that Miyan @tanya_beaut wasn't too excited by the image of Lord Krishna in his profile (Refer first tweet of the series), so he changed his DP quickly, as also the photo of Lord Krishna in his header!
However, it seems that Miyan @tanya_beaut wasn't too excited by the image of Lord Krishna in his profile (Refer first tweet of the series), so he changed his DP quickly, as also the photo of Lord Krishna in his header!
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This DP too was found to be lifted from the www, btw, from an equally .. err .. that kind of site!
Must say that he sure knows where to browse in order to 'lay his hands' on .. err .. photos of such kinds, especially before he goes to bed!
:D
This DP too was found to be lifted from the www, btw, from an equally .. err .. that kind of site!
Must say that he sure knows where to browse in order to 'lay his hands' on .. err .. photos of such kinds, especially before he goes to bed!
:D
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Oh, I just found out his actual photo accidentally after a really really generic google search!
So THIS is what Miyan @Tanya_Beaut looks in real life!
Oh, I just found out his actual photo accidentally after a really really generic google search!
So THIS is what Miyan @Tanya_Beaut looks in real life!
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So here's a warning call to all libido driven Indian male handles that follow that guy - SAALO, check out the advice given in first tweet of this thread!
And once, you have done that, be sure that you don't end up recharging this Bas@rd's mobile!
Is se aur kuchh nahi milna!
So here's a warning call to all libido driven Indian male handles that follow that guy - SAALO, check out the advice given in first tweet of this thread!
And once, you have done that, be sure that you don't end up recharging this Bas@rd's mobile!
Is se aur kuchh nahi milna!
9/9
OTTERI!
Looks like the Bhikharistani @Tanya_beaut has gone behind a lock!
But it reminds me of a saying - "Although the world stood up and stopped the bastard, The bitch that bore him is in heat again!"
He'll come back with another DP soon!
Oh, sadly, he has unfollowed me!
OTTERI!
Looks like the Bhikharistani @Tanya_beaut has gone behind a lock!
But it reminds me of a saying - "Although the world stood up and stopped the bastard, The bitch that bore him is in heat again!"
He'll come back with another DP soon!
Oh, sadly, he has unfollowed me!
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Bechare ko kaafi sadma laga hai shayad!
The bugger changed 'her' DP to an anime character and the simply vanished!
Or did he?
Standby!
:D
Bechare ko kaafi sadma laga hai shayad!
The bugger changed 'her' DP to an anime character and the simply vanished!
Or did he?
Standby!
:D
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Ah, so he is back in 'action' as @tanya_rusi, this time with a pinned tweet lifted from my TL - caption, photo et al!
As I said in tweet number 9 above .. the Bitch that bore him was indeed in heat again!
But sadly, the sonofabitch has blocked my handle
Ah, so he is back in 'action' as @tanya_rusi, this time with a pinned tweet lifted from my TL - caption, photo et al!
As I said in tweet number 9 above .. the Bitch that bore him was indeed in heat again!
But sadly, the sonofabitch has blocked my handle
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Looks like our guy is having some SERIOUS identity issues, just like his country of origin!
He has 'gifted' himself an all new handle, @tanyarus4, a new bio as well and once again gone behind a lock!
But he does seem a bit obsessed with Tanya Ji. He just can't let go of her!
Looks like our guy is having some SERIOUS identity issues, just like his country of origin!
He has 'gifted' himself an all new handle, @tanyarus4, a new bio as well and once again gone behind a lock!
But he does seem a bit obsessed with Tanya Ji. He just can't let go of her!
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I think he got a little 'hurt' at my Tanya wala jibe. The Packie fcuker has changed his handle all over again, this time without any mention of Tanya Ji whatsoever!
I think he got a little 'hurt' at my Tanya wala jibe. The Packie fcuker has changed his handle all over again, this time without any mention of Tanya Ji whatsoever!
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So this Propagandu 'warrior' has finally found it fit to unlock 'her' account!
But don't rejoice yet, folks, 'she' will soon be back after spending 'her' twitter sanyas searching the www for more photos of 'pretty girls' to pass off as 'her' DP!
So this Propagandu 'warrior' has finally found it fit to unlock 'her' account!
But don't rejoice yet, folks, 'she' will soon be back after spending 'her' twitter sanyas searching the www for more photos of 'pretty girls' to pass off as 'her' DP!
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But why 1st September as a date for 'her' coming back, you asked?
Well, that is a story for some other time and a social media 'blitzkrieg' that the Brown Panted ones run every year at about that time!
But why 1st September as a date for 'her' coming back, you asked?
Well, that is a story for some other time and a social media 'blitzkrieg' that the Brown Panted ones run every year at about that time!
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Btw, just came across this photo of our dear Propagandu Warrior, Shri @SanAlekraa, going for his social media 'break' mentioned two tweets above!
Btw, just came across this photo of our dear Propagandu Warrior, Shri @SanAlekraa, going for his social media 'break' mentioned two tweets above!
