mdzs 🧵
starting this off at ch3 bc I already read the first 2
wei wuxian insane
how u gonna hate him but still use his inventions...... living in their heads rent free bb
not him going limp while they drag him so he wouldn't have to actually walk
madam mo saying he's out of his mind and he goes "girl.... me? 😳👈🏽"
btw we on ch4 now
nvm moving in 2 ch5
not how I'm on ch7 now 🧍🏽
ok reading mdzs before bed now u_u
ahh hh the smell of fresh homophobia 😃
bichen sounds so sexci
yeah he broke all the nets and what about it ?
okay doing ch 8 tomorrow u_u
I'm ch9 now
jiang chen wanting to smack jin ling back into the womb help 😭
literally bro how could forget ur signal firelights 🙄
in this whole situation...... he's mad bc they said he sucks at the flute and he's like .... u try after being basically dead for 10 years 😩
not him being like ur ugly I like guys like lan wangji and lan wangji goes ok bet 😭
oh ch 11 starts now
WHY IS HE CRYING ??!)"('??!?????
HE SO........
again feelings hurt bc they said he can't play the flute that well lmao
how many times is he going to get literally dragged
"wouldn't actually be attracted to men" bro u just described the beautiful outline of this man's body and how pretty his hair was swept to the side ..... ur gay
ch12 start
weiying saying I ain't gay and then he gets flustered bc lan zhan has his hair down and isn't dressed up lmao
IM GONNA PASS OUT THE WAY HE DESCRIBES HIS RELATIONSHIP IN THE PAST W LAN ZHAN.... HES SO STUPID HES THE DUMBEST PERSON ALIVE
UHHHHH HELLO????? "JUST STAY LIKE THIS THE WHOLE NIGHT" AND HES STILL LIKE NAH HE DOESN'T KNOW IT'S ME??????????
so they just
...... they just
....ok
will start ch13 in a couple hours I've actually been reading this at work lmfao
okay I just got off work omw home now I'm reading ch13 🤠
wwx and lwj first meeting is basically stupid rebellious himbo jock and stiff aloof nerd who follows the rules bump into each other, who falls in love first?
THEY GOT INTO A FIGHT? SHDLSUSKDNDJD
not the homies abandoning wwx like sorry bro hope u don't die when lwj gets ur ass
not wwx being a "what if" bitch in class 🙄
purposefully pissing ppl off to get out of shit..... genius..........
them telling wwx to write down the rules over and over reminds me of when my 4th grade teacher made me write "I will not throw leaves" during all of recess bc I was playing in a pile of leaves during the morning break 😐
"idgaf if he ignored me. he is pretty." yeah 💖
wwx sits gay
he's so annoying it's insane but I don't hate him for it where do I go from here 😐
CH 17 start lets go
u can just push ur problem into someone else's waters???? that don't sit right with me 🙄
CH 18 ig
lwj ...... dude
is wwx way of making friends just be unbearably annoying until they're forced to like u 😭
not literally everyone saying wwx ur a huge annoying asshole
not wwx being like lwj is just trying to look for shit to hate on us for 🙄 and jiang cheng goes who the fuck is 'us' u mean 'me' hakdhssksjsn
LWJ LIKES BUNNIES 😭😭😭😭😭😭
GAY BUNNIES
wwx is a back of the class kind of clown smh
he rly just laid on lwj the whole night 😭
oh yeah ch 19 now :p
NOT THE ZJZJDIDJS HES SO ANNOYING
not him laughing at the thought of lwj raising bunnies and then abruptly going 😐 when he thought abt them sleeping in the same bed last night
wwx commanding the door open was kind of..... hot but like shut up abt it
I know it's not like killing a bug and it's a really powerful spirit but them fighting this severed hand..... bro just stomp on it 🙄
this dude never shuts up talking abt eloping n shit as a joke 😭
I feel that this describes wwx very well
anyway on to ch20
im on ch 21 now
wwx being scared of dogs and barely being able to hide it...... yeah lwj knows for sure it's him now lmfaoooo
IM ON CH23 IM LOSING IT HE FINALLY CALLED OUT HIS NAME..... HE SAID WEI YING
lwj being like I will carry u on my back and wwx being like uh no and he's like ok and princess carries him instead .......
not him playing with lwj clothes while being carried and thinking hmm..... his face got better like hello ?!??!!?
HE FR JUST KICKED THE DOOR OPEN JUST SI HE WOULDNT HAVE TO PUT WWX DIWN?????????
wow anywya ch24
ch25 who's cut this bitch up
the suggestion of taking clothes off as a joke and then saying nah later with a serious face... my god these bitches gay
yo how did I end up on ch28
not the tenderness filled eyes TT
stop calling him pretty as a joke I know u mean it
I'm passing Away
PRETENDING HIS SURNAME IS LAN... INHATE THIS BITCH
ch30 finished lwj drunk I love it
ch31 drunk lwj being childish and talking like a child hmm
just taking off the forehead ribbon just like that..... anyway
WWX IS SO DUMB HES SO STUPID GOD HES SO DUMB
HES NOT TALKING ABT BICHEN U STUPID MAN HIMBO
umm not wwx feeling up on lwj abs......
lwj halfway panicking cuz he thought he confessed to wwx which he did but wwx is too stupid to realize anything
"how can someone as boring as him always make me happy" boy have ingot news for u
oh I'm on ch33 rn
not this group of teens eating the congee wwx made and then going this is so fucking nasty
wanting to see lwj face... gay
I'm on chapter 41. .... I'm so sad rn wtf
xue yang is actually insane
ch41 is making me CRY oh my god
a-qing :/
I'm in tears wtf xiao xingcheng really just was the unluckiest man he died so broken that even his soul didn't survive.... and a-qing even tho she was deceiving him she cared for him I just uhhhhhh
idk this part fr broke me
cheesecake break I feel so fucking broken rn 😁👍🏽
not even hungry actually I'm just gonna keep reading
it just keeps hurting me more
not all the boys crying after hearing xiao xingchen and a-qing's story...... group crying session at my house at 11pm byot (bring your own tissues) everyone's invited
lan jinyi saying how do u know if they get the paper money even if u died no one probably burned any for u like damn that kinda hurt my feelings too 😭
not wwx testing lwj with the spicy food to see if lwj rly was just getting spicy food bc he knew wwx liked it
IM ON CH50 AND HIS CIVER GOT BLOWN AND LWJ IS PROTECTING HIM FROM OTHERS' ATTACKS IM ON THE VERGE OF A PASSING OUT
dude fr got stabbed clean thru
someone tell me to stop crying quickly
every time wwx is like haha I don't like guys I'm just like..... my guy
not wwx going oh u like mianmian!! HES SO DUMB HES SO STUPID I
he's like why are me and lwj not friends yet am I actually as annoying as everyone says like DUDE YES BUT THAT'S NOT WHY
ch59 hurted me ://
wei wuxian officially becoming all powerful.....
oh jeez ch62 the description of wen chao.....
not jiang chen being happy to see wwx and he goes haha long story....
lwj knows exactly how wwx is controlling all the creatures c'mon guys
damn y'all........ wen sect dead as hell LMFAO
ch 63 tenderness????? y'all gotta be kidding me
RIGHT IFF THE BAT EXTREMELY TENDER HELP
"lan zhan"
"I am here"
"don't.... be angry"
"I am not angry"
hold up he took wwx back to the cloud recesses AND lan xichen knows too what shsdkdjdksjd
I'm taking a nap after this chapter but kinda just wanna keep reading this got so interesting
not lwj voice being close to wwx making him "tremble" and being focused on his "long, white fingers" everyone point and call him a bisexual
nap break see y'all in like 2-3hours ig this getting so good 😭
bro im literally watching wwx fall in love love omfg
"He was so beautiful that it seemed unreal. Caught by the moment, Wei WuXian was somehow entranced. Involuntarily, he inched closer."
pov: u get lifted onto a donkey and then get led down a path by a silent gentle man and u think but how ur future is still uncertain and dangerous and he still chose to stay with u and u get butterflies in ur stomach
YALL TELLING ME LWJ WROTE THAT SING FOR WWX HELP
him purposely staying on top of lwj after pushing him down to hide even though they didn't have to.... anywya
lan er-gege.... I just know lwj wanted to slap the shit outta him but in a "im embarrassed" way
bitch not wwx planning their retirement together already 😭😭😭
HES THINKIN ABT A BABY ?????????
I knew they had a child but now I'm sad bc it's been confirmed confirmed they did :((
explain to me who has the tiger seal
nvm idk why I was confused for a second
"but, this time, he wasn't alone."
ch 69 who the fuck is kissing wwx 😭
I already knew I just like asking stupid questions
so they already kissed wwx just didn't know it was lwj
...... lwj I will have words with u later abt this
IT WAS WWX FIRST KISS??? 😭😭😭
oh I'm on ch71
it's the way lwj carrd abt wwx the whole time but wwx was too caught up in his own stuff to rly notice 😔
hearing someone say that wwx's heart has changed made lwj sad :(((
wen ning :(((
haha so they just destroyed the wen sect to become just as bad as the wen sect haha love that
WHY ARE THEY MAD AT HIM...... LIKE......
sorry he saved ppl that were being tortured and starved ??? like they carry the wen name but I'm like 1000% sure that not every single wen person was a cold blooded pos murder the kids being kept weren't harming ppl like hello??
jiang chen getting on my nerves bro
yeah u tell em king dont let em make up shit abt wwx
he called him wei ying in front of everyone
mmm tasty misogyny this novel has it all
they're sounding a little but uh...... familiar lmfao
fuck everyone mianmian the only one who made sense in that hall anyway
it's the way they're disregarding human lives omfg
jiang chen a bitch
a-yuan 😭
they think lwj is a-yuan's dad help
LWJ AND A BABY.... IM GONNA GO INSANE
not wen yuan listening to lwj more than wwx
NOOOOO wwx fucked up u_u
wen ning back :3
is wwx annoying? yes. does he have a multitude of issues to work on? yes, but he is still my baby.
it's the casual talk for me
lwj rushing to catch wwx..... how many times r we gonna do this
I think wen quing knew what was up with wwx and lwj lol
this is fucked up I wanna cry
ahhh.... we're getting to the actual final moments now damn
ch 78 u_u
not lwj holding back tears while he's watching wwx basically lose it :/
NOOOO HE TOOK OUT THE TIGDR SEAL
jiang yanli :((( bro they just be killing off everyone that's good I hate it here
lwj silencing everyone.... that's so sexy
I kept reading ch80 instead of sleeping
I'm on ch83 kmfao
anyway wangxian fr soulmates
not lwj being concerned that his soulmate passed out from fatigue and all the teens are like lwj boring as hell 🙄 I'm gonna scream
so he pretend to be passed out so lwj would take care of him longer.... .
a-yuan 😭 a yuan all big and hearing the stories of wwx and himself without knowing he's the radish boy please
JIN GUANGYAO AND QIN SU WERE???????............ YALL PAUSE I NEED A MOMENT TO ABSORB THIS INFORMATION
WHAY THE FUCK......... AND THE BABY THEY HAD.......
dude..... I'm still on this like I'm reading wwx showing lwj his favorite places his favorite food and I'm still thinking abt this wtf 😭
the emotional intimacy
no sandwich just crying
not wwx marrying lwj in his heart help
oh my god jiang chen shut up
jiang chen homophobic 😭
JIANG CHEN HAS WWX GOLDEN CORE?????????????
nahhhhh I know lan wangji hates jiang chen rn omfg
lwj is probably hurting so much by hearing how much wwx had to go thru to give jiang chen his golden core and for the chances of success to only be 50/50 and yet wwx STILL did it like......
:(((((
the way wwx is not thinking abt himself anymore it's always oh lwj hasn't eaten or oh idc lwj has to rest or oh lwj's clothes will get soiled like....... bitches help me I'm cry
the tension after the inn keeper was like how many rooms zjskdhdksnd
unfortunately weiying being gay is a disease and u are terminal
he got lwj drunk again 😭 and lwj bit his finger
drunk lwj is so cute I wish I was that kind of drunk u_u
lwj stealing for wwx his love language is gift giving omfg
"for you. all for you." this is so cute help TT
gay lwj did gay graffiti
bro weiying lorny (lanzhan horny)
lwj wants to bathe with wwx so bad 😭
KISSING IN THE BATHTUB AFTER THEY HAVE A DUMB FIGHT I.....
"love it when ur angry" I'm gonna pass away
HOLD UP STOP WAIT IS THIS GOING WHERE I THJNK ITS GOIN
THEY BUTT NAKED RN
I am in disbelief
jsyk this thread is abt to get nsfw
they doin handies rn zhzkdhdzjsn
I haven't read smut in ages this is...... this is smth
how did they just skip the light petting and just went straight into that omfg
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