1. We don’t have a hell, strictly speaking, which is why we almost never convert

2. Messianics are Christians with a Jew fetish (literally)

3. Were not a monolith and the sheer amount of variations that we have is why we’ve lasted so long

4. Were not all white (I am tho) https://twitter.com/mwarrenbrand/status/1292571940641792003

5. Our two most important holidays are not Hanukkah and Passover (they’re fun but it’s their proximity to Christmas and Easter that makes them popular primarily with American Jews)

6. We have entire holy books about how much we argue and interpret our other holy books

7. Our concept of god is a deity who is just as flawed as we are and is often forced to admit that it’s wrong about things

8. Evangelion accidentally depicted angels accurately the way they’re portrayed in Judaism (we invented eldritch nightmares before lovecraft)

9. We don’t try to convert anyone because everyone goes to the same afterlife

10. Being called a “gentile” or “goy” is not an insult unless someone is trying to insult or appropriate from us. It’s as much of a slur as “cis” is

11. The way I see Diaspora Jews using those words as insults is like our own version of “OK boomer” or “Qwhite interesting”

12. The OK Boomer Girl, statistically, is probably not a Jew