camp is finally set for the night, and I’m just now sitting down to enjoy my first moment of TRULY unbridled leisure. the onion rings & gravy i picked up in drive thru before leaving the city are now ice-cold & soggy but they still taste so fucking GOOD and SALTY i could cry!!!!!
pairs like dream with the fancy** red wine i brought too
**fancy of course meaning something in a matte bottle with elaborate marketing, but only like, $11 lol
AJSJDHHD I’M SAVING THE FAST FOOD GRAVY TO HAVE WITH BREAKFAST TOMORROW
i am without supervision and no one can stop me from Achieving My Dreams
my stupid predecessors robbed me of everything that was truly important in this world, but here i am transcending anyway!!!!
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