I always wondered at what age it is inappropriate for a child to see the parent of the opposite sex naked.

I can now say, it is 6.33 years old.

I was taking a shower while he was in the bath. Despite having talked about anatomy, my son told me that I have a “spooky penis”.

He went on to tell me that he can “see where babies come out” and that he “can see how it gets bigger.” My back was facing him. He thinks babies come out of a butt.

The *best* part is that he said all of this in a British accent (thanks Peppa Pig).