Hirugami parents don't care that Sachirou is gay as long as he dates a volleyball player

Hirugami: Mom, Dad... I am gay
HirugamiDad: Ok son what Division does he play for
Hirugami: I beg your pardon? Division 1?
HirugamiMom: Position
Hirugami: Wing Spiker?
HirugamiDad: *nods in approval* If you answered Div 2 we might've had some problems son
Hirugami: Hate it here

Instead of pulling up a background check... HirugamiParents ask to see Hoshiumi's stats and then they tell Sachirou he must marry Kourai immediately

Hoshiumi: H-
HirugamiDad: So when are you marrying my son
HirugamiMom: Are you going to sign a pre-nup for your stats?

Hirugami: Kourai-kun I am so sorry about this...
HirugamiDad: *wheeling in a TV, crying* Sachirou used to be a volleyball player too here were some of his greatest hits
HirugamiMom: At 3 he did his first block when his sister threw a ball at his head
Hirugami: I hate it here

HirugamiMom: Wow Sachirou he's really the whole package.
Hirugami: You're right. He's strong, handsome, and ki-
HirugamiMom: I was talking about how he can block, spike, AND receive what a real all-arounder really makes a girl excited
Hirugami: I hate it here x3

Hirugami: *staring at the sunset* it sure is beautiful Kourai-ku-
Hoshiumi: *suddenly spikes a ball at him*
Hirugami: *blocks out of reflex and the ball splits open and a ring falls out* FUCK KOURAI-KUN....
Hoshiumi: HA-HA!! YOU ARE THE ONE FOR ME
Hirugami: I'VE HAD ENOUGH

Hirugami: *packs his bags and travels to Rome* No more volleyball... no more Kourai-kun... I can finally be my own person
Hinata Shoyo and Kageyama Tobio in Italy: IMMOVABLE-SAN?
Hirugami: Oh fuck me...