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I have a joke about Shmura matza that will make you crack up.

I have a joke about tefillin but its a little left leaning.

I have a joke about daf yomi that started strong bu

I heard a joke about shnayim mikra, but it took me a couple times to understand it.

I have a joke about Talmud Yerushalmi but nobody really got it

I have a joke about bedika cloths, but I want to show it to my rav first just in case.

I have a joke about Er and Onan, but I don't want it to go to waste.

I have a great joke about Arba Misos Beis din, but it's all about the execution.

I have a joke about Shimshon that will bring the house down.

I have a joke about the techum, but it's off limits.

I have a joke about Gud Asik, but it's a bit over the line.

I have a joke about lavud but there's some holes in it.

I have a joke about Miriam Haneviah but it’s a little spotty.

I have a joke about Koheles but what’s the point…

There's a well known joke about Rav Moshe's heteirim, but I don't know if I want to milk it.

I have a joke about Shlomo Carlebach, but it's a bit of a touchy subject.

I have a joke about anti-Zionism that I don't really want to tell, but Ifnotnow, when?

I have a joke about Artscroll that I just might homiletically juxtapose into this thread.

I have a joke about Anim Zmiros- hang on while I find a 12 year old to tell it.

I had a joke about Yaaleh V'yavo but I forgot it.

I have a joke about Yaaleh V’yavo.

I have a joke about the luchos that will crack you up.

I have a joke about the sea that will split your sides.

I have a joke about FrumTwitter but I'm scared of the replies.

I have a joke about Kabbalah, but it's a secret.

I have a joke about Tachanun but I’m afraid I’ll get cancelled.

I have a joke about Tefillas Haderech but I don't know it by heart.

I have a joke about brachos, but I'm gonna just mumble it.

I have an old joke about sheva brachos so I need some new faces to tell it to.

I have a joke about the meal at Jewish weddings but I’m gonna make you wait 4 hours for it.

I have a joke about the Lubavitcher rebbe but I’m afraid to tell you or you’ll die laughing.

I had a joke about a cheating wife but it blew up.

I have a joke about the yichud room but it's a little awkward.

I have a joke about a fart. Hold on. Lemme take off my Tefillin so I can tell you.

I have a joke about the first plague but it's dumb.

I have a joke about Shalom bayis but my rabbi said I need to work on it.

I have a joke about the psukim you say by kiddush levana Kiddush by say you psukim the about joke a have I

I have a joke about my foreski

I have a joke about the first Beis Hamikdash but the Babylonians ruined it.

I have another joke about the second Beis Hamikdash but sequels are never as good.

I have a polygamy joke but it was put in cheirem.

I have a joke about the menorah but the Vatican stole it.

I have a great morbid joke about kittels.

I have a joke about the chevra kadisha and they really dig it.

I have a joke about hummus, but it's really overrated.

I have a joke about Yichus but you won’t get it.

I have an unbelievable joke about one witness.

I have a joke about a mitzvah tantz, but it takes too long to get to the point.

I have a joke about sheitels but it's not worth it.

Are you Jewish? Is your mother Jewish? Great! I have the perfect joke about Lubavitchers for you.

I have a joke about lashon hara... I'll tell you later.

I have a joke about Simchas Beis HaShoevah in the Beis Hamikdash but you had to be there.

I have a joke about Karaites, but I'm afraid that it would be taken literally.

I have a joke about shomer negia, but I'm not gonna touch this one.

I have a joke about Sodom but I'm not gonna share it.

I have a joke about Lot's wife, but take it with a grain of salt.

I have a joke about chiyuv misah, you've officially been warned.

I have a joke about karpas and it'll leave you wanting more.

I have a joke about Dovid and Batsheva, but I royally screwed it up.

I have a joke about the Crown Heights Eruv but Lubavitchers won’t get it.

Akdamus I have a joke withta

I have a joke about yizkor- wait don't leave

I have a joke about Hakol Shochtin, and anyone can execute it, but can they execute it well?

I have a joke about HaIsha Nikneis, and I can tell it in one of three ways, but l'mayseh, really two ways.

I have jokes about the shmorg, but the ladies usually appreciate it more.

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I have a joke about Torah, but first lemme tell the one about derech eretz.

I have a joke about a mechasheifa, but I killed it.

I have a joke about Rav Gifter, but the joke Telz itself.

I have a joke about Shir HaShirim, and I'll explain it to you more in depth when you're older.

I have a joke about my mother in law, it's not racist, but it sounded like it for a split second.

I have a joke about being breaking Shabbos, but I’m too stoned to tell it.

I have a joke about achila gassa, but it's just too much.

@betaturn don't test us

I have so many jokes about Sefiras HaOmer that I lost count.

I have a joke about mesirah, but I don't want it to get out of the community.

I have a joke about Shiluach HaKan.

Send tweet.

I have a joke about nivul peh.

F***... I forgot it.

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