I have a joke about Shmura matza that will make you crack up.
I have a joke about tefillin but its a little left leaning.
I have a joke about daf yomi that started strong bu
I heard a joke about shnayim mikra, but it took me a couple times to understand it.
I have a joke about Talmud Yerushalmi but nobody really got it
I have a joke about bedika cloths, but I want to show it to my rav first just in case.
I have a joke about Er and Onan, but I don& #39;t want it to go to waste.
I have a great joke about Arba Misos Beis din, but it& #39;s all about the execution.
I have a joke about Shimshon that will bring the house down.
I have a joke about the techum, but it& #39;s off limits.
I have a joke about Gud Asik, but it& #39;s a bit over the line.
I have a joke about lavud but there& #39;s some holes in it.
I have a joke about Miriam Haneviah but it’s a little spotty.
I have a joke about Koheles but what’s the point…
There& #39;s a well known joke about Rav Moshe& #39;s heteirim, but I don& #39;t know if I want to milk it.
I have a joke about Shlomo Carlebach, but it& #39;s a bit of a touchy subject.
I have a joke about anti-Zionism that I don& #39;t really want to tell, but Ifnotnow, when?
I have a joke about Artscroll that I just might homiletically juxtapose into this thread.
I have a joke about Anim Zmiros- hang on while I find a 12 year old to tell it.
I had a joke about Yaaleh V& #39;yavo but I forgot it.
I have a joke about Yaaleh V’yavo.
I have a joke about the luchos that will crack you up.
I have a joke about the sea that will split your sides.
I have a joke about FrumTwitter but I& #39;m scared of the replies.
I have a joke about Kabbalah, but it& #39;s a secret.
I have a joke about Tachanun but I’m afraid I’ll get cancelled.
I have a joke about Tefillas Haderech but I don& #39;t know it by heart.
I have a joke about brachos, but I& #39;m gonna just mumble it.
I have an old joke about sheva brachos so I need some new faces to tell it to.
I have a joke about the meal at Jewish weddings but I’m gonna make you wait 4 hours for it.
I have a joke about the Lubavitcher rebbe but I’m afraid to tell you or you’ll die laughing.
I had a joke about a cheating wife but it blew up.
I have a joke about the yichud room but it& #39;s a little awkward.
I have a joke about a fart. Hold on. Lemme take off my Tefillin so I can tell you.
I have a joke about the first plague but it& #39;s dumb.
I have a joke about Shalom bayis but my rabbi said I need to work on it.
I have a joke about the psukim you say by kiddush levana Kiddush by say you psukim the about joke a have I
I have a joke about my foreski
I have a joke about the first Beis Hamikdash but the Babylonians ruined it.
I have another joke about the second Beis Hamikdash but sequels are never as good.
I have a polygamy joke but it was put in cheirem.
I have a joke about the menorah but the Vatican stole it.
I have a great morbid joke about kittels.
I have a joke about the chevra kadisha and they really dig it.
I have a joke about hummus, but it& #39;s really overrated.
I have a joke about Yichus but you won’t get it.
I have an unbelievable joke about one witness.
I have a joke about a mitzvah tantz, but it takes too long to get to the point.
I have a joke about sheitels but it& #39;s not worth it.
Are you Jewish? Is your mother Jewish? Great! I have the perfect joke about Lubavitchers for you.
I have a joke about lashon hara... I& #39;ll tell you later.
I have a joke about Simchas Beis HaShoevah in the Beis Hamikdash but you had to be there.
I have a joke about Karaites, but I& #39;m afraid that it would be taken literally.
I have a joke about shomer negia, but I& #39;m not gonna touch this one.
I have a joke about Sodom but I& #39;m not gonna share it.
I have a joke about Lot& #39;s wife, but take it with a grain of salt.
I have a joke about chiyuv misah, you& #39;ve officially been warned.
I have a joke about karpas and it& #39;ll leave you wanting more.
I have a joke about Dovid and Batsheva, but I royally screwed it up.
I have a joke about the Crown Heights Eruv but Lubavitchers won’t get it.
Akdamus I have a joke withta
I have a joke about yizkor- wait don& #39;t leave
I have a joke about Hakol Shochtin, and anyone can execute it, but can they execute it well?
I have a joke about HaIsha Nikneis, and I can tell it in one of three ways, but l& #39;mayseh, really two ways.
I have jokes about the shmorg, but the ladies usually appreciate it more.
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I have a joke about Torah, but first lemme tell the one about derech eretz.
I have a joke about a mechasheifa, but I killed it.
I have a joke about Rav Gifter, but the joke Telz itself.
I have a joke about Shir HaShirim, and I& #39;ll explain it to you more in depth when you& #39;re older.
I have a joke about my mother in law, it& #39;s not racist, but it sounded like it for a split second.
I have a joke about being breaking Shabbos, but I’m too stoned to tell it.
I have a joke about achila gassa, but it& #39;s just too much.

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I have so many jokes about Sefiras HaOmer that I lost count.
I have a joke about mesirah, but I don& #39;t want it to get out of the community.
I have a joke about Shiluach HaKan.

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I have a joke about nivul peh.

F***... I forgot it.
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