Right.
I *wasn’t* born to be brave.
I was the child of Conservative
(capital) parents, and grew up in a 100% white middle-class environment. I didn’t know what gay was. I was *vaguely* aware that people could have different colour skin.
I *wasn’t* born to be brave.
I was the child of Conservative
(capital) parents, and grew up in a 100% white middle-class environment. I didn’t know what gay was. I was *vaguely* aware that people could have different colour skin.
The phrase and indeed the concept of “sex change” was a topic of much hilarity on various sitcoms of the era.
People on telly would frequently refer to “darkies” and “queers” and that was Just How It Was.
People on telly would frequently refer to “darkies” and “queers” and that was Just How It Was.
I’m a cis*-white-straight* middle-class-high-income homeowner living in the East of England who can work from home and happens to have good and valuable IT skills due to a fluke in the education process.
My family are happy, fed, and safe.
* ish
My family are happy, fed, and safe.
* ish
So why the dribbling orange fuck am I so goddamn ANGRY all the time?
Oh, and sorry, I don’t know how to do all that “1/n” nonsense that lets you know how far you are in what might be a megathread.
I’m freeballing here.
I’m freeballing here.
I used to vote Tory.
My parents did, so I kinda did.
Well I didn’t “kinda vote Tory”, I kinda “voted Tory” if you get the difference.
I didn’t really think about it. I was young, and from a vaguely affluent background, and it appeared to be the obvious choice.
Well I didn’t “kinda vote Tory”, I kinda “voted Tory” if you get the difference.
I didn’t really think about it. I was young, and from a vaguely affluent background, and it appeared to be the obvious choice.
I might have voted when I was old enough, I honestly can’t remember.
The first votes I can remember casting on purpose were Tory votes, and cast on purpose.
The first votes I can remember casting on purpose were Tory votes, and cast on purpose.
See, by then I had aged enough to realise that what my parents had accomplished and/or amassed was part of the system, and they (and I) fell on the “right” side of the system for them to have a big house and for me to have all the Lego I could eat, 24/7.
And not that many years later I, as a young thrusting prick in the world of advertising in my mid-late 20s hitched my wagon once again to the FUCKonservatives because I thought “hey I’ve got all this. I want to keep having all of this. bugger everyone else!”
“If I don’t keep a tight hold on all of my *this*, then I might lose some of my *this*.
AND THAT SHALL NOT STAND.
SO FUCK ‘EM.”
Quoth I.
AND THAT SHALL NOT STAND.
SO FUCK ‘EM.”
Quoth I.
I’m going to tell you a thing that I did now, Twitter.
I would say “Don’t tell anyone!” but… this is Twitter, for fuck’s sake. I’m posting it so you *do* tell people.
That is *literally* the point.
I would say “Don’t tell anyone!” but… this is Twitter, for fuck’s sake. I’m posting it so you *do* tell people.
That is *literally* the point.
Are you ready for the thing I did?
HINT: It was 2005.
HINT: It was 2005.
I think some of you might have already have got there.
*deep breath*
*…*
Dude, are you going to…
*archer drinking gesture*
*deep breath*
*…*
Dude, are you going to…
*archer drinking gesture*