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eithne reads fight club, a thread
contains spoilers..???? obviously
TW: possibly themes of gore , suicide , nsfw ,,,, pls be safe
contains spoilers..???? obviously
TW: possibly themes of gore , suicide , nsfw ,,,, pls be safe
ok firstly what the fuck were u doing at a nude beach .
so ur telling me the narrator is just watching,,,,, tyler,,,,, naked,,,,,,,, stomp around on the beach,,,,,,,, alone,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hmm.
also yes *spoiler* i know tyler’s “not real” but purely for convenience im just gonna keep referring to him as a seperate person esp since at this point in the book we dont know that
“please rescue me” oh No sweetie thats the last thing u want
FLAT HARD PACKING SOUNDS.......
“I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer I need.” ....ohh boy
the subtext..... oh.... the subtext.....
so uhm..... hahahaa.. yeah
narrator: goddamnit how can i compete for my imaginary maniacal anarchist boyfriend’s ATTENTION ://
“I'm starting to wonder if Tyler and Marla are the same person” oh BOY
wtf did this thread break
ok no its okay let’s continue
tw // explosives , dynamite , mentions of explosions , scars
okay but this FUCKING scene what the fuck dude stop focusing on the kiss and worry about the fact that ur gonna get burned and it’s going to HURT
okay but this FUCKING scene what the fuck dude stop focusing on the kiss and worry about the fact that ur gonna get burned and it’s going to HURT
matching chemical burns with bae 
narrator: *is in immense pain*
also narrator: hhghh wet kiss
also narrator: hhghh wet kiss
