"dude, disney is a monopoly"

yeah bro i know but imagine voluntarily sacrificing your identity for a year as mickey, sniffing your own diaper, struggling to talk and always sticking out from the crowd

stuff me and permanently glue a zentai suit onto me.

stamp a barcode on my back and only uncover when needed. i'm property of disney and they have full say on who i should be, what i should endure, what i should wear underneath, and how to act.

it's heavy pay, so at least you'll be able to make a living! come on, it's only locking a suit, wearing a gag or mouthpiece that might play phrases, or just make you completely unable to talk properly, potentially wearing a self cleaning diaper... not to mention...

a remote that can control all sorts of stuff from inside the suit! of course, i can back out, but... why would i? until i decide to voluntarily quit, say no, or take a break...

i am nothing but a blank cabbit. hell, a lot of people don't know who cabbits are! a blank, black face, a lock symbol on my dick, and a barcode on my back.

when in this form, i'm only allowed to speak when spoken to.

now DON'T WORRY FOR ALL MY FOLLOWERS WITH ANXIETY. I'LL BE OKAY. I CAN SAY NO IF I WANT TO.

everything's fine

don't worry about breaking character or messing up! everyone knows you're in a suit, they just wanna either embarrass you or play along! you love that, don't you ~

about that sheath and your snout though... you'll find it REALLY difficult to talk probably, what... with that big tongue and cartoony teeth. don't worry, you'll be able to perform expressions, say vowels, and MAYBE get a word or two out that SOUNDS a little more understandable.

we like it when people reveal their real voices under that thing, but we'll definitely pump some thick gas into your throat to sounds like the character but severely gagged if able to ~ !

not happy enough? a huge whiff of weed will make you a bit dumber and happier ~ ! for characters with blinking mechanisms, we'll be sure to glue your eyes and eyelids to a safe perforated pocket so you get the artificial feeling of blinking... it's almost like your real face!

notice how i said ALMOST. your vision still isn't perfect, and you definitely feel, hear, and taste rubber. for people who are interested in eating and drinking, also don't fret! you'll automatically get fed your cum and piss when needed!

for those who actually wanna taste food, just pop a taste capsule into your sheath... and chew, suck, or do whatever it takes to "eat" ~

don't worry about hearing either! if a staff member thinks about it, they can turn off your hearing attachments with a snap ~ ! with hearing attachments, anything is possible! try blasting static for more ancy mascots ~

not to mention our wonderful id system, too! all information about you, accounts on social media that have your personal info... anything like that! we'll just properly change them to match your look until you leave ~

no no, you're not... whoever you mentioned. you're Nick Wilde

if you have any other questions, don't be afraid to talk to one of our lovely staff members! just know that even though they might cough, groan, or even go to the bathroom while in suit (which you can't see nor smell), they're loving every minute!

just listen to these happy customers ~

"Aahghllf..hhh...."
- Goofy

"Mmm... *sniff* hhhhh....!"
- Lucario

"*tinny barking*"
Unknown slut in quad dog suit