Tactical analysis on how Barca can beat Bayern [A THREAD] https://twitter.com/Cule_Adi/status/1292888268145659905">https://twitter.com/Cule_Adi/...
1) This guy is fast and good at football, and he plays at the left, so don& #39;t go there.
2) Kill this guy before the game.
3) Pray.
4) He& #39;s a Barcelona loanee, so ask him to overtake Suarez with own goals for top scorer in the ucl since 2017 for Barca behind Messi.
6) Play 10 La Masia players + Messi because Barca tiki taka total football Cruyff way.
7) No sex with Shakira the night before the game.
8) You& #39;re fucked.
End of thread. Thank you.
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