Tactical analysis on how Barca can beat Bayern [A THREAD] https://twitter.com/Cule_Adi/status/1292888268145659905
1) This guy is fast and good at football, and he plays at the left, so don't go there.
2) Kill this guy before the game.
3) Pray.
4) He's a Barcelona loanee, so ask him to overtake Suarez with own goals for top scorer in the ucl since 2017 for Barca behind Messi.
5) 🔥🔥🔥.
6) Play 10 La Masia players + Messi because Barca tiki taka total football Cruyff way.
7) No sex with Shakira the night before the game.
8) You're fucked.
End of thread. Thank you.
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