Thread by @theprisonqueer, starting riders of berk!! the animation style is once again that crappy [...]

starting riders of berk!!

the animation style is once again that crappy weird one from the first movie and we were doing so much better with the shorts what happened

they're finally showing us them all living their childhood with tricks competitions and games i love it here

'sweet baby born in a thunderstorm' astrid what??

wondering if they practice those tricks they're showing beforehand,,, i mean snotlout obv not but we know that hiccup does...

nvm fishlegs flopped

ruffnut is kinda attractive ngl

THE WAY HICCUP LOOKED AT ASTRID KFKXKXJSJS

'yeah but can you do it without the dragon?' HELPSJSKSJD

hiccup one upping everyone as he should as he should

Astrid impressed with love to see it

this kinda answers the whole 'how cone everyone immediately accepted dragons' plot hole

THERE'S A MAN YELLING ABOUT HIS CABBAGES AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS ATLA

'we could put up signs!'
'signs? for dragons?'
'no!!! for the people!'
'signs? for vikings? we're not big readers stoik.'
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

HICCUP TRYING TO LOOK GOOD FOR ASTRID BUT THEN GIVING UP AND BEING COMFORTABLE AND HIMSELF IN FRONT OF HER DJJDHDDH

snotlout is the comedic relief don't let anyone fool you

ignoring the casual misogynistic remark i just saw

DRAGON TRAINING ACADEMY JDKDKSJD

stoik's character development is amazing bless him

berk's dragon academy

i love it here

fucking mildew cabbage ass man stinky asshole step the fuck up you're getting on my nerves get the fuck out of here

the father son relationship development makes me

tw// weight

'sometimes i wish there were two of me'
'THERE ARE TWO OF YOU'
'iS thAt AnoTher CracK at My WeIGhT?'
THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES ITS HAPPENED BEFORE

everyone stop gaslighting gobber challenge

hiccstrid getting stuck in ice and having to get ~close~ yes yes spoon feed me that shit

but also hiccstrid dragon flying/ snow gliding on dragon dates yes YES

'he's looked angry since the day i was born but I'm sure there's no connection' KAKSJDJDHD

the into is chef's kiss

i relate to fishlegs on a spiritual level and u don't like it.

is toothless being jealous or is that some type of dragon intuition

hookfang's a lil piece of shit ngl

but also i understand where toothless is coming from like wtf

that was a shitty move from hiccup but toothless CAME THROUGH

every episode that starts with hiccup free falling is a good episode

mildew is getting on my last nerve

'i gave up thinking I've never been happier' ISTG BKDKDJD

this show is just toothless blaming i hate it here

if it ends up being that old bag of flees mildew sabotaging the village so the dragons are blamed I'm gonna commit arson

I FUCKING KNEW IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

dragon conqueror-
ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT HICCUP???

watch fishlegs find the evidence against mildew in the ocean he was literally just thrown in.....

nevermind...

HICCUP NO THE FUCK

MAYBE HICCUP IS A RAVENCLAW AFTER ALL

'what took you so long?'
'why? did you miss me?'
HICCSTRID JDKSKSJSJSJDHHD

no they're after hiccup now

please stoik trying to learn how to ride toothless is so hard to watch

hiccup taking his father the same place he takes his dad to. impress her

HONEY AND THE HATCHET RIP

STOIK IS DRAGON SHOPPING SCENE

Astrid projecting onto her dragon with 'just because she's beautiful doesn't mean shes not thought so you shouldn't underestimate me-i mean here'
????
IMPLYING THAT SHE KNOWS HER WORTH YES THAT'S MY BABY

STOIK CHOOSING THE DRAGON THAT BEAT HIS ASS YES WE LOVE TO SEE IT

father son relationship

NOT EVERYONE BODY SHAMING HICCUP AT 15 WTFFF

hiccup is so fucking clever???????

HICCSTRID CONTENT

starting to ship stoik and gobber noo

the upper body strength it takes to hang onto a rope dangling from a flying dragon....

'do we really need that treasure? isn't our friendship treasure enough?'
HELP FISHLEGS DJSKSKE

astrid going feral because they lost hiccup yes

toothless sneezing

it's no longer cute they're all sick

fucking old ass mildew I'm gonna end him myself if he doesn't d word soon

i can't get over how bad the animation style is tho

Heather step the fuck up

hiccup listen to astrid and stop dismissing everything to jealousy challenge

i don't trust heather for the sole reason of astrid not trusting her

but also astrid bicon with a thing for brunettes def has a crush on her

there is no. heterosexual explanation for what im watching rn

FUCK ME THEY LOST THE BOOK

'why is it always violence with you?'
'its not violence its communication.'

PLEASE ASTRID DHDJKDD

it's the way astrid looks nothing like Heather and no one noticed for me

the rest of the episode is not playing so I'm simply skipping it

nvm it's my crappy wifi i'll go back to it

the way astrid is kicking ass rn...

NOT ASTRIS FALLING FFS TAKE HEATHER

IM LOOSING IT ASTRID LOOKS GOOD ON EVERY DRAGON

Heather left thank fuck

back to belittling hiccup i see and i wish i didnt

including dragon activities in thawfest doesn't really judge the riders more than the dragons...

i regret saying snotlout is the comedic relief he just gets on my nerve

hiccup likes women that can beat him...

NOT TOOTHLESS BEING EMBARRASSED BY HICCUP

snotlout is the only cis straight asshole jock in this entire show he's literally GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES I HATE. HIM HES NOT EVEN FUNNY

Astrid could easily best snotlout if this show didn't hate women

fuck snotlout all my homies hate snotlout

but we been knew hiccup is better with dragons

GRACIOUS LOSER IS NOT A COMPLIMENT ASTRID TF

hiccup my baby

YEEERRRRRJDKSJSJDJDDJDJDJDJ HICCSTRID KISS SKLSKSJSFJDJDNSKKZISNSJS

toothless...

bucket has to be one of my favorite ngl

NOT TOOTHLESS NO WTF

did hiccup just say 'i wish you could tell me'???? TO TOOTHLES????? dots

now why is toothless so dramatic all of a sudden

i wanna rip snotlout to shred he's literally the embodiment of everything i hate

LIKE HES MOCKING TOOTHLES FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO FLY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A TAIL WHATS NEXT?????? HE MOCKS HICCUP FOR HAVING ONE LEG????

'i know what you're thinking and the answer is no'

astrid knows him so well she knows he was gonna jump HSKSKJSS

*stormfly catches hiccup*
hiccup: thanks astrid
I mean do nI really need to say anything else?

if you see typos in this thread no you dont

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