My Selling Sunset thread if Ruby will allow me to tweet.

Christine is out the gate being shady to Chrishell...ion like det.
Chrishell talking about Justin is making my heart hurt.

I am SCREAMING I just started to look up if Maya is Israeli bc the accents are disctint (iykyk) and she starts talking about her friend Tal (common Israeli name for men and women) and she says “He’s Israeli and I’m Israeli, if you can’t tell, from my accent”

I hope she speaks a lot of Hebrew in the show.

Chrishell and her sister are so cute. Chrishell is also GORGEOUS???? Omg.

Chrishell says “Mary and I get along bc she’s a mom and I’m a step mom” he put KIDS through his nonsense????

Them talking about being broke and how it’s shaped how they are as adults

I want to like Christine. I do. Right now I don’t.

She thinks Chrishell is a kiss ass for *checks notes * bringing $5 dog toys for their little asshole dogs lmao cmon fam

HE PROPOSED TO HER IN THE KITCHEN. So tacky lmao I’m sorry if you’re wealthy don’t propose to me in our fucking house lmao

How does one tell Jason and Brett apart?

Christine is SO mean. Why

Christine is such a BITCH omg straight up told Heather “I mean I don’t like you, and we’re not friends, but I’ll stand up for you” over something that happened years ago I CANNOT

I need the signs of the entire cast posthaste. Y’all come through with the #SellingSunset birth charts so I can math this math lmao

What is it with these women getting proposed to so lazily?! In the bed my nigga??? Kill me first lmao thanks for actually planning our proposal @JamesKingComedy

Omg so Mary and I have the same birthday yes hello July Leo queen.
Which makes Chrishell a Cancer and honestly need the rest of her chart but I can see it.

Davina asking about the ring being fake is VERYYYYYY tacky ew lmao

Christine is a Libra which I can see bc of how black and white she is about people’s behavior. Justice complex. People need to be a certain way based on how *I* think people should be.

Jason and Brett are Tauruses which. HENNY. It tracks.

Heather is a Virgo. I can’t find Maya’s birthday (or her actual age) anywhere which leads me to think she’s a Scorpio lmao

Maya confiding her potential pregnancy in only Chrishell after she came to her looking for a friend bc Christine is such a bitch and asking her to be there for her when she takes a pregnancy test pls my heart bless

Nobody knows but Chrishell this is so sweet. She was so nervous about fitting in and Maya took her in

Davina is so FAKE she was talking about Mary and Romain just as much as Chrishell??? Did I miss something??

Maya why did you throw Chrishell under the bus like that ughhhh

Christine is so mean. I hate it.

Oh no Chrishell spilled the beans

Chrishell is too nice to be fraternizing with these girls lmao

What happened between episode 4 and 5 that made Christine so kind of Chrishell now

Christine opening up about why she is the way she is bc she was made fun of makes so much more sense. Libras man lmao. I hope this means I can like her now

“The silent of the lamb” I love Israelisms lmao

Chrishell got the client over Christine and told the whole office on speaker I’m truly yelling

Davina went to fucking burning man instead of doing charity and like, actively tried to justify going instead (iTs A lIfE cHaNgInG eXpErIeNcE) of just saying she was busy I HATE her lmaoooo #SellingSunset

Maya will always check Christine and I love her for that.

Talked that shit about Chrishell getting her sale and then screwed her and Heather out of that sale. H82CIT.

Everyone: Congrats on your big sale, Chrishell!
Davina, a bitch: Well it was beginners luck so

As if that white woman didn’t give Chrishell GRIEF I will fight to protect her omg

This white man really said “You need to clean your stairs.” Some white people have been wealthy for too long and have no home training ingrained in their DNA. That is home talk, sir.

Christine blaming the new girls coming in and “starting drama” and that’s why she hasn’t sold meanwhile she is the drama (and Mary gassing her pls) is actually hilarious to me GOD the lack of self awareness

Christine ganging up on Chrishell with Davina....I’m sorry but I’m gonna go to bat for that lady her momma just died and her man broke up with her via TEXT I’m ready for war

“I’m open to ending this conversation.” NO YOU ARENT BITCH????? I am screaming at my TV

Chrishell is literally CRYING and Christine is actively making fun of her in front of their bosses and the office...meanwhile Mary is COMPLETELY over it. I am so upset. I am so angry.

I am not a hug it out type of bitch so watching Christine touch Chrishell for appearances makes my blood boil lmao

I’m taking a break this has infuriated me

Christine complained to Jason and Davina about Chrishell not saying thank you for flowers that she sent her AFTER HER DAD DIED I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGGG for what reason?!

She made a cocktail with Chrishell’s face on it calling her two faced I’m sorry I’m backing up Chrishell this is obnoxious lol

I kind of want to see Brett and Heather date. Her new man has kids too and she has a history of not balancing personal and business lives

Romain not wanting Davina to be at the wedding I’m cacklinggggggg. This man is like trying to bare minimum help with planning this wedding but he drew a hard line at Davina coming. Imagine being so evil

Bro https://junkee.com/selling-sunset-ranking/265596

Heather is...doing the most behind this man she’s been dating for 5 weeks

Adnan does illegal things right? Like we all agree?

Mary and Jason....I really feel like they’re endgame. I want my birthday twin to have her brother husbands. I think she’s worth it.

I think Heather is in love with the idea of being a mom because she doesn’t have to get pregnant or give birth or even have the kids with her 24/7. I think step mom seems sexy to her but the actual act of parenting does not

Chrishell called it. She’s a step mom and actually married to her step daughter’s dad and said Heather needs to slow down...knew it.

ROMAIN BROUGHT UP DAVINA NOT COMJNG TO THE WEDDING GOD THE FRENCH HAVE NO FILTER

Also not for nothing but a lot of people are against diamonds bc they aren’t ethically sourced so Moissanite and other alternatives are kind of en Vogue rn. My ring had ethically sourced diamonds in the setting around it but the main stone is cubic zirconia.

I’d love to know what the producers think of Davina and Christine

Christine telling Davina what happened at the party....ok

I think it’s respectful of Chrishell to not go to the engagement party but she also can do very little wrong to me so

Not Heather comparing being with her boyfriend’s older kids to Maya’s infant son why

She even said “I don’t want my own kids.” Bc you’re not trying to be a momma PERIOD, sis!

Maya: I don’t eat meat. I’m a Presbyterian.

Pls Israeli accents will never not kill me bless her.

Davina is legitimately a bad person lmao

Davina making herself be the victim...I have to laugh. Romain dug into that ass.

They refuse to hold Romain accountable and keep blaming Mary for telling everyone that Davina wasn’t allowed at the wedding.

“I think Chrishell was right about you.” SAY THAT, MARY!!!!

MaryaskingJasonto be in the bridal party

Heather is actually a bitch complaining about Amanza being late when she did her a favor and she skipped the showing for a kid who has known her for only a month of her life LMAO

Bet money that kid did not give a fuck whether her dad’s airhead gf was at her fucking birthday party or not

MAYAAAAAAAA!!! “Months? You’ve only been dating Tarek for a few weeks!” IM YELLLINGGGG get in that ASS yedidah

Christine is really beautiful. Deeply evil but so beautiful.

Heather being a vegan is just...of course.

Heather can’t stop stirring the shit. “I don’t know who said what” okay so shut up??????

Maya is my fave. She’s the best.

Heather has grown exponentially more mean the more she’s aligned herself with Christine

Christine is really stressing Mary, who is sick and overwhelmed, over not being invited to a kickback GROW UPPPPPPPP

Just say you’re mad that Chrishell was invited and you weren’t. Just say that, Christine.

Romain looks tf GOOD honey.

MARY DOING HER VOWS IN FRENCH AND HIS PARENTS CRYING PLS DONT LOOK AT ME

Jason crying I’m am so soft for this shit bro

Season 3 lets goooo whores

I want better for Heather’s lip fillers

LMAOOOOO THIS TAROT CARD READER IS LYINGGGGG

She pulled the devil card natch

“I’m just so blunt. I’m honest.” Ok and you’re also a bitch so

Their lines on professionalism are so goddamn blurry lmao

Why is Chrishell trying to talk to a bonafide idiot like Davina pls have it make sense Chrishell you are too smart and too nice for her

Amanza and her babies those are good kids. Really sweet and pure kids. Bless them.

Heather talking about her vagina pls spare me

Romainwas so nice about the fertility thing he’s a good guy and he doesn’t like Davina so I love him

Not them all talking shit about the Oppenheim wine lmao

I knew Jason was going to sell that house. And Chrishell ringing the bell honestly bless it all.

Chrishell using her actual accent...has a cuter person existed?

This is important to put in this thread lmao https://twitter.com/ohjasminee/status/1294345537328746496?s=21

Sales girl: “What color do you want your dress to be?”

Christine: “Black.”

Sales girl: oh...very nice...

Heather demanding to be engaged to a person she hasn’t even known for a fiscal quarter yet I’m—

“Every day I spend within these bitches in the office is a charity event.” SHE IS SO UGLYYYYYY UGH

It is very telling to me that Mary had several people at her wedding dress try on and Christine only had Heather who she hated a year ago. Telling.

Honestly I would probably have a hard time being nice if I always had to be in full glam several times a week

Christine pls don’t ruin Chrishell’s event with your shit

I’ve never had to go to court to champion for the custody of my children when their father has decided to drop off the face of the earth but y’all PLEASE continue to say how you’re just as busy as Amanza

Oh god It’s Happened

I am not prepared to watch Chrishell sob right now pls my sweet baby

This is how I know men ain’t shit because Chrishell is gorgeous and successful and funny and nice and kind and I’m so upset y’all better kill off Kevin next season WORK IT OUT FIND A WAY @NBCThisisUs @ThisIsUsWriters

I’m glad while Christine and Davina speculate on what happened in the Hartley marriage Maya is like ”....no a text message is absolutely being blindsided you evil bitches”

Amanza is SUCH a good friend pls

She said he made her feel like trash I want to fight so badly

Davina and Christine fixing their evil lips to say that Justin was nice to the@ once and that’s why there’s no way he couldn’t have blindsided Chrishell is the same energy these celebrities saying Ellen licked their feet when they visited their show

Chrishell’s sister and her sister’s lil family and so precious and supportive and kind. you know damn well they watch This Is Us every Thursday religiously I cannot BELIEVE the audacity of Kevin Pearson I will never not be upset about this

Laughing at Heather getting upset bc Davina and Christine we’re making fun of her. If you dance with the devil you’re gonna get burned sweetheart!!!

Chrishell is a better woman than me I could not imagine going to my high school bully’s wedding weeks after my dirtbag husband told me and the world he was leaving me. Give her all of the things. I couldn’t do it.

Jason: Do you wanna split one with me?
Heather: I can’t honey I’m vegan
Jason:

It’s me I’m jason

Jason and Brett are probably the only Taurean men and men under 5’10” I will ever love

Mary saying “no we’re going to support Chrishell PERIOD she’s kin” and here go Davina saying “wElL tHeRe’S tWo sIdEs tO eVeRy StOrY” I’m??????? I understand people can get edited poorly but every time she has opened her mouth not a single positive or good thing has come from it

Worrying about what Justin’s doing how about you make a commission? Sell a house? Get YOUR pussy game up?? I’m annoyed lmao

“You don’t get married to get divorced” this lady was never hugged as a child I am convinced

Romain had it out for Davina from day one and everybody thought he was out of line and now look.

Also I’m glad we didn’t have to sit through Christine’s wedding knowing that her husband is just as awful as she is

The end of my #SellingSunset thread for now

Also my rankings
1) Chrishell 4 ever
2) Mary and Amanza
3) Maya and Romain
4) Jason then Brett lol
5) Amanza’s kids
6) the dogs
7) Heather
8) The hillside house
9) the earthquakes in California
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200) Beelzebub
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12,578) Christine & her husband
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1,273,933) Davina