The Office meets Football Manager:
Would you like to schedule a press conference to introduce yourself?
The first team meeting at your new club when there’s a hefty transfer budget to spend.
1st game, Pre-match team talk;
“Good luck. You’ll do well to impress me.”
Half-Time and it’s 0-0. Time to have a word with the boys;

“I have faith in you, get out there and make a difference.”
88th minute - Your LWB makes it 1-0 with a wonderful finish.

92nd minute - The same player concedes a penalty.
“After a performance like that, do you think your players earnt the day off you promised them?”
CDM our for 3 months with an injury.

‘Talk to player about injury’
Negative dressing room atmosphere. The players are quite unhappy and are not enjoying their football, which could get lead to discontent and dissatisfaction spreading throughout the squad.
Star player: “I’d like to begin talks on my new contract.”
33 year old captain would like a meeting to discuss his future at the club.
Accidentally pressing get creative and then conceding a minute later.
Getting relegated from League 1 but winning the http://Leasing.com"> http://Leasing.com  trophy.
Playing the 10th season with the same 4-2-3-1 Gegenpress tactic.
When PSG come knocking for your 17yo wonderkid.
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