man riverdale done possessed my gf dawg 😭
this mf woke me up, sleep talkin, pulllin meeee (i cant believe dis) talkin bout “babe come on” , “vannessa said we gotta go”

so im like what
she gets up n say “COME ON! we gotta get outta venessa bed” (so im awake awake now) i go “girl what?!” n she say the same shit bout some vanessa’s bed

so im lookin at her like “babe wtf is u talkin bout? vanessa ?” like girl lay yo ass down
then this mf jaw drops (realizes she sleep talkin bout riverfuckndale) goes đŸ€ŠđŸŸâ€â™€ïž “wtf vanessa from riverdale”
n im like “yea u trippin”

so at that point we up bussin up bout it
but end of story, we aint watchin that shit no more before bed cause she sound asleep n im just up asf 🙄
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