A Court of Thorns and Roses | the reaction thread

I made it to chapter 7 last night so the thread will commence from there

initial thoughts: feyre a bad bitch and we love the angst, we love that she left her rude ass family, and we love that she got kidnapped and this is definitely not like beauty and the beast at all

NOT TAMLIN HAVING TO WEAR A MASK ,,,,,,, my mask fetish ass is quaking

tamlin: exhibits the bare minimum respect

me:

NOT HER DAD

AH IT WAS LE BOGGE

NO IT WAS LE PUCA

this book said beauty and the beast but with more depth and I’m here for it. alexa play stockholm syndrome by one direction !

the study the u want me to teach u how to read but she says no for the drama because mood of course

HNGGGGGG HE CAME TO save her PLEASE

suriel: stay with the HIGH LORD

me:

HE SAVED THE LIST OF WORDS SHE COULDNT READ

“I don’t want your pity”
“What about a friend”

the way the lied about not being able to lie though wow

they’re being nice to each other, he’s gonna show her the gallery and get her paints and I’m gonna sob

the wings :((((((((((((((((

okay so tam taking fayre to the starlight pool is the exact same energy as this scene

I spelled her name wrong but u know what I mean

“His safe return was enough”

when he kissed her hands and her cheek please ,,,,,

HE WROTE POEMS WITH THE LIST OF WORDS SHE COULDNT READ PLEASE IM SCREAMING

ANOTHER SUITOR ENTERS THE RING

“He will become a hunger and his sole purpose will me to find the maiden and from their coupling magic will be released” u telling me a magic orgasm will protect their crops

so you’re telling me the calanmai is a giant orgy hskshzksjebsbsksjsk

THINGS are getting spicy

feyre wanting to see if tamlin is hot under the mask is the pandemic representation we deserve <4

tam: “Every gift comes with a price. A kiss”

feyre: “Absolutely not”

me: NOOOOJSSKSJKS GIRL IF U DONT DO IT

NOOOOO I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA KISSSSSSS NOT HER EYELIDS DAMN IT

“You’re exactly as I dreamed you’d be too”

A KISS ON HIS HAND BITCH!!!!

feyre waking up after the eyelid kiss and finding out she was not seeing everything as she thought she was: oh to see without my eyes

“He made my name sound beautiful”

“I’m thinking I might kiss you”
“Then do it”

FINALLY THEY FUCKING KISS THANK GOD

my eyes are LEAKING

RHYSAND

HE BETTA NOT SEND HER HOME GOD DAMN IT

oh to have your nightgown literally ripped off by the man who lowkey kidnapped you but now you’re in love with but when he finally lets you go home you don’t want to

TOMORROW

“I love you, thorns and all”

NESTA WENT TO TRY AND FIND HER

AH SHIT RIP CLAIRE BEDDOR YOU DIDNT DESERVE THAT

SHE CAME BACK AND HES FUCKING GONE

AH FUCK HJSJSKSKD WHY IS IT FOUR AM, I AM EXHIBITING SELF DISCIPLINE AND CHOOSING TO STOP AND SLEEP BUT UGH

okay I’m back to reading for the day but before I start I think we can all agree that Lucien is Domnhall Gleeson

BITCHXHSJSBSKSNSKDKDNDK

ANDRAS WAS A SACRIFICE PLEASEBSKSJSKSKKSKS

ALL SHE HAD TO DO IS SAY I LOVE YOU BICTXHSJSHZHZJBSNDNDNDND

she could’ve broke the fuck I ngzd curse oh my God

TO THE MOUTAINS WE GO

NOOOO NOT THE ATTOR

feyre, literally as close to death as she could possibly be: you know what, imma say it, amarantha is not all that

ah yes, a necklace with a bone as a pendent, the height of fashion I’d say !

rip miss clare beddor u didn’t deserve that yeesh

jewelry made from the corpse of the man that betrayed your sister’s trust is a choice but I understand it

A CHALLENGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OR A RIDDLEEEEEEEEEEE

OOOOO RHYSAND BE LYING BUT HE ALSO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR CLARES DEATH HMMMMMMM

NOOOOOO NOT LUCIEN LEAVE HIM ALONEEEEE

not ,,,, a giant worm ahaksjsksjsj

random but I kinda imagine amarantha as the same as minthe is drawn in lore olympus

HELL YEAH SHE KILLED THE FUCKIN WORM

A WEEK WITH RHYSAND EVERY MONTH FOREVER

did he just give her a fucking tattoo sleeve shsksjzjxj

Rhysand is a sneaky lil bitch

she’s describing this dress and I’m like....logically how does this design work

feyre: I love tamlin, he is the love of my life, I am doing this for him

also feyre: damn rhysand is kinda hot though like I do be looking , disrespectfully

SHE DRANK THE FUCKIN WIN NO BITCH THATS LITERALLY THE FIRST RULE

somebody come get her feyre dancing like a stripper

RHYSAND HELPED HER CHEAT WITH THE SLEEVE TATTOO OH BITCHHHH

He LICKED away her tears ..... yikies

it is 4 AM again and am SO close to finishing but I am exhibiting self discipline again and will finish in the AM

I am distressed

rhysand: iF uR THaT DeSpErAte For ReLease U ShoULd HaVe AskEd Me

OH FUCK OFF

“What do *I* care?”

yeah what DO you care rhysand

why she have to write rhysand so hot

GIRL DAMN

is this literally not the trolley problem. kill three to save the many or refuse and die and keep thousands of people enslaved

I hate it here

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME THE THIRD FAERIE SHE HAS TO KILL IN TAMLIN

amarantha you sick bitch god damn it

SHE STABBED HIM

AH FUCK AMARANTHA U RUDE ASS BITCH

IT WAS LOVE THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE WAS LOVE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

FINISH HER

SHES ALIVE AND SHES IMMORTAL NOW

“Let’s go home”

ITS REESAND???

ANYWAYS WOW THAT WAS A GOOD READ ONTO BOOK TWO WE GOOOOOO

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