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A Court of Thorns and Roses | the reaction thread
I made it to chapter 7 last night so the thread will commence from there
initial thoughts: feyre a bad bitch and we love the angst, we love that she left her rude ass family, and we love that she got kidnapped and this is definitely not like beauty and the beast at all
NOT TAMLIN HAVING TO WEAR A MASK ,,,,,,, my mask fetish ass is quaking
tamlin: exhibits the bare minimum respect
me:
me:
NOT HER DAD
AH IT WAS LE BOGGE
NO IT WAS LE PUCA
this book said beauty and the beast but with more depth and I’m here for it. alexa play stockholm syndrome by one direction !
the study 
the u want me to teach u how to read but she says no for the drama because mood of course
the u want me to teach u how to read but she says no for the drama because mood of course
HNGGGGGG HE CAME TO save her PLEASE
suriel: stay with the HIGH LORD
me:
me:
HE SAVED THE LIST OF WORDS SHE COULDNT READ
“I don’t want your pity”
“What about a friend”
“What about a friend”
the way the lied about not being able to lie though wow
they’re being nice to each other, he’s gonna show her the gallery and get her paints and I’m gonna sob
the wings :((((((((((((((((
okay so tam taking fayre to the starlight pool is the exact same energy as this scene
I spelled her name wrong but u know what I mean
“His safe return was enough”
when he kissed her hands and her cheek please ,,,,,
HE WROTE POEMS WITH THE LIST OF WORDS SHE COULDNT READ PLEASE IM SCREAMING
ANOTHER SUITOR ENTERS THE RING
“He will become a hunger and his sole purpose will me to find the maiden and from their coupling magic will be released” u telling me a magic orgasm will protect their crops
so you’re telling me the calanmai is a giant orgy hskshzksjebsbsksjsk
THINGS are getting 
spicy
spicy
feyre wanting to see if tamlin is hot under the mask is the pandemic representation we deserve <4
tam: “Every gift comes with a price. A kiss”
feyre: “Absolutely not”
me: NOOOOJSSKSJKS GIRL IF U DONT DO IT
feyre: “Absolutely not”
me: NOOOOJSSKSJKS GIRL IF U DONT DO IT
NOOOOO I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA KISSSSSSS NOT HER EYELIDS DAMN IT
“You’re exactly as I dreamed you’d be too”
A KISS ON HIS HAND BITCH!!!!
feyre waking up after the eyelid kiss and finding out she was not seeing everything as she thought she was: oh to see without my eyes 
“He made my name sound beautiful”
“I’m thinking I might kiss you”
“Then do it”
“Then do it”
FINALLY THEY FUCKING KISS THANK GOD
my eyes are LEAKING
RHYSAND
HE BETTA NOT SEND HER HOME GOD DAMN IT
oh to have your nightgown literally ripped off by the man who lowkey kidnapped you but now you’re in love with but when he finally lets you go home you don’t want to
TOMORROW
“I love you, thorns and all”
NESTA WENT TO TRY AND FIND HER
AH SHIT RIP CLAIRE BEDDOR YOU DIDNT DESERVE THAT
SHE CAME BACK AND HES FUCKING GONE
AH FUCK HJSJSKSKD WHY IS IT FOUR AM, I AM EXHIBITING SELF DISCIPLINE AND CHOOSING TO STOP AND SLEEP BUT UGH
okay I’m back to reading for the day but before I start I think we can all agree that Lucien is Domnhall Gleeson
BITCHXHSJSBSKSNSKDKDNDK
ANDRAS WAS A SACRIFICE PLEASEBSKSJSKSKKSKS
ALL SHE HAD TO DO IS SAY I LOVE YOU BICTXHSJSHZHZJBSNDNDNDND
she could’ve broke the fuck I ngzd curse oh my God
TO THE MOUTAINS WE GO
NOOOO NOT THE ATTOR
feyre, literally as close to death as she could possibly be: you know what, imma say it, amarantha is not all that
ah yes, a necklace with a bone as a pendent, the height of fashion I’d say !
rip miss clare beddor u didn’t deserve that yeesh
jewelry made from the corpse of the man that betrayed your sister’s trust is a choice but I understand it
A CHALLENGEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OR A RIDDLEEEEEEEEEEE
OOOOO RHYSAND BE LYING BUT HE ALSO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR CLARES DEATH HMMMMMMM
NOOOOOO NOT LUCIEN LEAVE HIM ALONEEEEE
not ,,,, a giant worm ahaksjsksjsj
random but I kinda imagine amarantha as the same as minthe is drawn in lore olympus
HELL YEAH SHE KILLED THE FUCKIN WORM
A WEEK WITH RHYSAND EVERY MONTH FOREVER
did he just give her a fucking tattoo sleeve shsksjzjxj
Rhysand is a sneaky lil bitch
she’s describing this dress and I’m like....logically how does this design work
feyre: I love tamlin, he is the love of my life, I am doing this for him
also feyre: damn rhysand is kinda hot though like I do be looking , disrespectfully
also feyre: damn rhysand is kinda hot though like I do be looking , disrespectfully
SHE DRANK THE FUCKIN WIN NO BITCH THATS LITERALLY THE FIRST RULE
somebody come get her feyre dancing like a stripper
RHYSAND HELPED HER CHEAT WITH THE SLEEVE TATTOO OH BITCHHHH
He LICKED away her tears ..... yikies
it is 4 AM again and am SO close to finishing but I am exhibiting self discipline again and will finish in the AM 
I am distressed
rhysand: iF uR THaT DeSpErAte For ReLease U ShoULd HaVe AskEd Me
OH FUCK OFF
OH FUCK OFF
“What do *I* care?”
yeah what DO you care rhysand
yeah what DO you care rhysand
why she have to write rhysand so hot
GIRL DAMN
is this literally not the trolley problem. kill three to save the many or refuse and die and keep thousands of people enslaved
I hate it here
ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME THE THIRD FAERIE SHE HAS TO KILL IN TAMLIN
amarantha you sick bitch god damn it
SHE STABBED HIM
AH FUCK AMARANTHA U RUDE ASS BITCH
IT WAS LOVE THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE WAS LOVE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
FINISH HER
SHES ALIVE AND SHES IMMORTAL NOW
“Let’s go home”
ITS REESAND???
ANYWAYS WOW THAT WAS A GOOD READ ONTO BOOK TWO WE GOOOOOO
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