finally watching umbrella academy and I’m about to start the third ep of season one.

thoughts so far:
-the fictional character personality quiz put klaus pretty high on my results and I don’t hate it tbh.
-why is everyone so mean to my wife ellen page, who is doing her best?

ep three thoughts
- is Luther a.....werewolf...or steroid abuser
- everyone continues to be absolutely dogshit to beautiful ellen page, except woodcarving dude who I Do Not Trust
- my fav scenes are always klaus or five or them together

five mins into ep 4 and I was both wrong and right, he got shot up with were-gorilla steroids???? also woodsman got ellen page to stop taking her anti anxiety meds HMMMM

oH NO IS ELLEN PAGE’S MEDICINE SUPPRESSING HER SUPERPOWER THATS GONNA END THE WORLD

Ep 4 final thoughts
- I FUCKIN KNEW I DIDNT TRUST THAT WOODCARVER ASS MFER I BET HES THE FAKE EYE OWNER AND HE TOOK VIOLIN LESSONS FOR EVIL
- is hot cop for real dead
- I love a spooky ghost backstory baby!!!!!

I bet he lost his stupid eye in a woodcarving accident that creep go make me a wooden duck you stinky nerd