Few things as magnificent as James Gandolfini in a patterned shirt and pleated brown slacks breathing heavily and thinking about beating someone up

Greatest Rutgers grad ever

I laugh just watching Tony Soprano walk

Tony Soprano fighting a gushing tangled garden hose in his driveway while yelling at Janice is a moment of peak masculine greatness

Also Paulie is a beautiful man and every tracksuit he wears is handstitched by god

When Tony opens the fridge for the fourth time in an episode

The four second Roman sex dream Tony has in Commendatori is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a television show

Yeah

A pioneer

Oh my god

Carmela at Livia’s funeral getting hammered and going off is incredible

“Carmela—“

“THIS IS MY HOUSE!”

Peak episode and also peak Dirtbag Janice, incredible depravity in every moment

in awe of this beautiful man

Paulie visits a guy in a coma and throws a huge Whitman’s sampler he probably bought at Duane Reade ten minutes prior on the hospital bed, an actual perfect man

Okay “Pine Barrens” is flawless but the one after that — “Amor Fou,” where Jackie Jr busts up the card game and Furio gets shot— is just as good and ridiculously tense

Melfi’s session with Tony in this one is the Vince Carter dunk reel of psychotherapy

Lollllll at dumbass Jackie Jr getting his ass handed to him in chess by a little girl and Omar

OH LORD I FORGOT ABOUT JANICE DROPPING HER DEMO TO THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR

hell yes junior let it out

okay into season four, dying laughing at Carmine telling Tony that "Dons don't wear shorts"

Janice is peak lady dirtbag, none more dirtbaggish

Her love scene with Ralph is one of the series' high points, or low points, or maybe both, either way I respect how every sex scene in the Sopranos is the funniest thing I've ever seen

other shows: what a beautiful expression of human emotion in the physical form

the Sopranos: here's some footage of animals making weird faces and doing very strange things

hoopin'

Tony’s watching World War Two docs in his underwear, I’ve never felt so close to him

Goat steals this whole scene