okay i’m beginning y&b. i will be writing my reactions and thoughts in this thread. if you haven’t read it and you don’t want spoilers - stop here

why am i reading this in a posh english accent? i have a texan-new-york-fusion accent

okay so l is getting a roommate and i’m assuming it’s going to be one of the boys. it probably won’t be h bc i think i read that h is poor somewhere??? idk

oop okay he has daddy issues

before i get there, i’m going to guess that the flatmate is zayn

that’s definitely the age-old question

okay i already knew this but it’s clear that he’s queer now

coffee, blossoms, and bread - you know what that means? h worked in a bakery

oop there’s a curly-headed one. it’s h duh

they just drove off? what was the point ???

aww we get it l, you’re quirky and you like being alone

i, too, like blasting the TV and walking around my apartment naked

i knew it - his flatmate arrives when he’s naked. that’s how it always works

IRISH??? NIALL’S HIS ROOMMATE??? i was so wrong

already, the description of n is completely accurate

wait is all of this happening while l is naked?

this whole “i’m getting lunch” interaction gives me the vibes of in tiu, n asks h where he got the mask in japan and h says n could have the extra. n can’t tell that h is really annoyed with n the whole interaction lmao

i feel like i’m l and my roommate is n lmao (but i don’t hate my roommate or think she’s annoying)

“could never become friends” yeah okay buddy. i’ll do a giveaway if you’re not friends by the end of this fic

as a person who can kinda play piano, no, piano is not easy

ooh! i bet l is going to learn piano and it’ll be a huge symbol between him and h

n is my kind of person - takes everything as a joke regardless if it was intended that way

he’s worried about organizing his notebooks but he’s never done it before - okay that’s me. l is me. i’m calling it

the suits are back. it’s this when l and h meet?

the answer is no. they do not meet

n is such a mood. watching spongebob and eating cheese. god-tier

can someone please remind me who stan is? i’m lost

this is my favorite thing now

they’re about to go to zayn’s party. i bet l and h almost meet again

oh nvm he didn’t go to z’s party

ewwww l didn’t clean up the puke??? that shit’s nasty

cold bacon and weed - breakfast of champions

“sorry for puking through your window last night. now i’m going to fill your flat up with flowers so much that you can’t even walk through”

someone just came into the luncheon. is it h???

curls, green eyes ITS H

did he just insinuate having an affair with the professor??

lmao the way that h’s name isn’t even harold

“is that a fucking cherubic dimple?” yes. yes it is

the way that li is shocked at everything l says to anyone

IM SCREAMING i can just hear that video of l being like “IM BIG”

oop h is about to walk l out. this’ll be good

h is so confused as to why l isn’t partaking... i was right. this IS good

“i’ve only offered to be polite” BITCH WHAT??? did we hear the same conversation???

so l hates h... you know what tom haverford says. the feelings of love and hate are very close together or something like that

like i said, hate and love are close together. if you don’t want to see him/hear from him anymore, why do you keep asking about him?

so if des married z’s mom then that would’ve made h and z stepbrothers at one point

i hope it’s not vodka. an entire glass would probably kill you, even for n

who wouldn’t be upset at their mom passing away? is h okay in the head???

of course i was right about the stepbrother thing

i think it’s safe to say that l and n are friends now

awww l just called n his friend

okay i just finished chapter 7 and i’m exhausted. i’ll read more tomorrow.

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l is on his way to h’s party

do i guess li is a gryffindor

“i like strange people and i like strange gatherings even more” okay l, i thought you liked being alone

i’m a dumbass. i thought he meant that h had a falcon tattoo on his arm. i was like “why is that such a big deal”

li’s friends with the pres of PETA. just casual

HIS NAME IS FUCKING CLEOPATRICK????? IM DONE

A CACTUS NAMED CHLAMYDIA AHSHDJSKSKSJ

“that girl named him” “i didn’t like the name she chose so i named him cleopatrick” WHAT

i relate to l. i hate birds

oh so this h is an aquarius too. makes sense bc only an aquarius would have a fucking falcon

“cold lips pressed against warm flesh” your skin is ice cold. say it. vampire.

i know he means “thick” like obtuse but i can’t help but think of it like “thicc”

oop i bet the diamond tattoo is for his deceased mother

i meant the tattoo under his watch

same lips red same eyes blue same white shirt

this has nothing to do with the fic but why does my pillow smell like burning rubber

they’re both wasted. i bet they kiss by the end of the night

i was wrong

“anytime of the day involving the sun is early” relatable

i wonder where h has gone. maybe he’s waiting in the garden

god, i wish i had money. i would have those picnics everyday

awww the picnic is for him i’m gonna cry

oop methinks l is jealous

so h has daddy issues as well

HERBAL JAZZ CIGARETTES IM-

wait hold up - why did h kiss z? like isn’t z and li together? i’m so confused

A THREESOME AHAHJDJAJSJ

yeah, n is a dragon

lmao scotch instead of tea? that’s my kind of tea party

of course the scones and tarts aren’t enough to absorb the effects. you need protein, not sugar. they’re gonna be so hungover

mixing liquors... that’s a bad idea especially since they’re wasted

if something doesn’t happen being h and l soon, i will be very surprised

“l doesn’t climb, he gets climbed on” AJSHDJSIJSND

“it’s not darn good enough” *slamps club down*

let’s pretend like i didnt make a typo

how can n tackle l if he’s laying on the grass already ???

i hope none of the people h is kissing has herpes

h is really gonna get cross faded

god h is such an aquarius. i can’t even

this is so sus i’ve never heard of a rule that you arrive an hour after you’re supposed to meet

why am i so shocked that h actually poured l a drink

i bet the caller was his dad

i was right. h plays piano

he’s crying oh no

this is fucking wild

well that’s assault. he’s trashed. he can’t consent

n is me when my brother tries to wake me up

sure l. you’re not fooling anyone. i think you want to see h

LICK MY LOVE PUMP BAHAHAHA

called it

so he only went to see h. i called it

deadass. a painting about himself reminds him of h. twin flame shit

how does one have too many teeth

does nick actually sing in a band

h is home. something is gonna happen soon

stfu h we know you’ve banged everyone

i bet h ends up tutoring him

lmao i called it. it was on the next page

can y’all just fuck yet? there’s too much sexual tension.

IM CHOKING THEIR HANDSHAKE

i’m gonna start marking the chapters bc i know caroline is following my thread as she’s reading

ch13 wow h in anything other than a suit? i’m impressed

okay h is an acquarius with a gemini rising fr (not sure if the irl h is like that but he is in this story)

how was that even a tutoring session??? h just wrote down an outline which he could’ve done on his own time

i’m all for roasting h but stop slut shaming him. just bc he’s a seemingly bad person doesn’t mean you can slut shame him for having multiple casual partners

first of all: who watches p*rn with your friends and second of all: who watches p*rn with no sound

someone needs to take those kids away from l’s mom. they’re not safe with her

finally something is happening. i’m not sure what yet but it’s something

CHAPTER 14

why would z and h share a car? they both can afford their own

h said

JUST HUG HIM YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

THANK YOU FOR FINALLY ASKING HIM IF HES OKAY

what i would do to see that flower

HE DROPPED HIM OFF AT HIS BUILDING IM GONNA CRY

IM LITERALLY TEARING UP WHY AM I SO EMOTIONAL

i was gonna go to bed aafter chapter 14 but i can’t bc stuff is happening so... CHAPTER 15 HERE WE GO

of course n got along with l’s mom. he makes friends with everyone

good job l, you insulted him but you insulted him less than usual

OH NO his mom is dead

hopefully their friendship is better smh

imagine having a croquet thing at your house. that’s some rich people shit

i think “flattery won’t get you anywhere” is my favorite comeback now

this fanfic is twilight. h’s croquet mallet striking the ball as the thunder cracks. sounds like the rich version of vampire baseball to me

how old are these kids again? i’m sure they’re not old enough to smoke

if h doesn’t want to be saved then you can’t save him

oop h is getting defensive

CHAPTER 16

yay l is actually going to try to be h’s friend

n always with the bluntness

when h is confused that l is being polite

oh my god he was having a fucking orgy

sit down. stand up. OH OH OOOOH OH CUZ ITS A STAND UP

are you fucking kidding me with this? i want to be fed strawberries by beautiful women and seranaded by a violinist

BITCH WHAT WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH L LIKE THAT

i would punch h right in the face. what an asshole

i bet once l starts being an asshole again, h will get close to him

l is going about this like my mom’s dogs do. they fight and hump (non-sexual) each other to assert dominance. then they cuddle and take a nap together.

okay this is just cruel. no one deserves that vitriol

okay this is so fucked up. just apologize and tell him what’s going on.

HE MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM INTO A PILLOW. THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING

just sleep with him. maybe that’ll help

CHAPTER 17

oop z knows

oop old des sounds like my ex-stepdad

oop gem is an addict in this alright then

l is getting HEATED... as he should

BITCH WHAT YOU WERE BROTHERS

we were too young to know we had everything

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. having a bad past is no excuse for acting like an asshole.

you know what’s weird? i can’t help but picture z and li as anime characters

wait l just asked for water and now he’s leaving? lol

finally an apology

okay the end of that chapter was kinda cute but i just feel like something bad is about to happen

CHAPTER 18

okay i’m halfway done with the story. i think the slowest of it is over with (hopefully). things are about to pick up (hopefully)

THESE HIGH WALLS sorry i’ll stop

how can a smile be sad and annoying

stop flirting and do it already

he took his shoes off bc his feet were cold??? wouldn’t you want to keep your shoes on???

i read that l yawned and it made me yawn

yes, he only likes yorkshire tea

and that’s how you fall in love with someone. the quickest way is to have someone talk about what they’re passionate about. and l is starting to fall in love with h. i can feel it

for some reason i love the thought of h leaving l on read

oop so l isn’t going to h’s for the tutoring. i bet h is going to be really angry or act like he’s worried about l

the way that l liking women is absurd

yep i was right. h is pissed

i’m cringing for l so hard rn

H LET L TOUCH HIS HAIR OH MY GOD

so... um... that was cute. i hope h ends up answering the questions

CHAPTER 19

pumpkin ale sounds kinda good rn tbh

i hope rory gets paid well. he deserves a day off

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