Me: My phone& #39;s broken. I need to get it fixed.
Sprint: Go to our mobile site on your phone to make an appointment.
Me: My phone& #39;s broken. Can I use my laptop?
Sprint: No. Only your phone.
Me: My phone& #39;s broken.
Sprint: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me:
Sprint: Also, we& #39;re T-Mobile now.

The "we& #39;ll text you a code" so you can log in part was *chef& #39;s kiss*.

Sprint: Your appointment& #39;s set!
Me: Great. On my way.
Sprint: Ooh, this store is closed.
Me:
Sprint: Go to this one.
Me: Fine. I& #39;m here now.
Sprint: Ooh, this store doesn& #39;t do repairs. Drive 30 minutes away.
Me:
Sprint: Make an appointment on your phone!
Me: My phone is broken.

@TMobileHelp and @sprintcare, this whole merger thing doesn& #39;t appear to be going well. (See above tweets, cause you& #39;re killin& #39; me here.)