I think it's important to acknowledge the ways in which we've grown. It's okay to have held wrongheaded opinions in the past, to learn and change. Anyway I've done a complete 180 on possums in the last few years

Did y'all know that a single possum can eat like five thousand ticks in one season? If you didn't it's bc possums stay humble and do the work without demanding recognition

Guess how many nipples possums have

Guess

I'll tell you the answer it's THIRTEEN and they can stretch long enough for baby possums to SWALLOW THEM so they never have to develop a suckling instinct! YES it's upsetting but that's showbiz babey

guess who has the most teeth out of any north american land mammal

it's possums, they got FIFTY CHOMPERS which makes them extra-brave for having so many babies because braces are EXPENSIVE

Possums have either two vaginas OR a bifurcated peeper, all of which sounds like a lot of work and I respect their decision to be 100% dedicated to Being Extra

No image for this one because listen: no

Are you immune to most snake venoms?

No?

Then you ain't got shit on POSSUMS who are immune to everything except CORAL SNAKE VENOM, this motherfucker can eat a rattlesnake like NO PROBLEM

Possums are naturally social and have good memories which means they've got two traits that I PERSONALLY LACK. I can recognize my betters. I'm sorry I ever disrespected those naked-tailed garbage-piglets