I think it& #39;s important to acknowledge the ways in which we& #39;ve grown. It& #39;s okay to have held wrongheaded opinions in the past, to learn and change. Anyway I& #39;ve done a complete 180 on possums in the last few years
Did y& #39;all know that a single possum can eat like five thousand ticks in one season? If you didn& #39;t it& #39;s bc possums stay humble and do the work without demanding recognition
Guess how many nipples possums have

Guess

I& #39;ll tell you the answer it& #39;s THIRTEEN and they can stretch long enough for baby possums to SWALLOW THEM so they never have to develop a suckling instinct! YES it& #39;s upsetting but that& #39;s showbiz babey
guess who has the most teeth out of any north american land mammal

it& #39;s possums, they got FIFTY CHOMPERS which makes them extra-brave for having so many babies because braces are EXPENSIVE
Possums have either two vaginas OR a bifurcated peeper, all of which sounds like a lot of work and I respect their decision to be 100% dedicated to Being Extra

No image for this one because listen: no
Are you immune to most snake venoms?

No?

Then you ain& #39;t got shit on POSSUMS who are immune to everything except CORAL SNAKE VENOM, this motherfucker can eat a rattlesnake like NO PROBLEM
Possums are naturally social and have good memories which means they& #39;ve got two traits that I PERSONALLY LACK. I can recognize my betters. I& #39;m sorry I ever disrespected those naked-tailed garbage-piglets
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