I’m convinced they just replace Simon Cowell every couple of years and expect no one to notice because I refuse to believe this is all the same man photographed over the course of 15 years
these aren’t in order, try ur hardest to put them in the correct order without cheating I dare u
you want more??? MORE
“huhuh guess someone doesn’t understand the concept of aging” oh yeah??? oh yeah smart guy??? explain to the class how the top left pic is LESS recent than the bottom left pic.
This man opens up his closet every morning and picks out which Simon Cowell skin suit he’s gonna wear.
Just wanna add, get well soon to the most recent version of Simon Cowell. Apparently he got in a cycling accident only a few days ago so I guess they’ll get a replacement while that ones on medical leave. A shame, but excited to see a new model of Simon Cowell in action soon.
my camera roll currently looks like a catalogue for Simon clones
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