My uncle’s dog carries a 30-pound weight everywhere he goes
Stan Bonzo for clear skin https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">
he believes it is a lollipop
please post ur Rottie pics below
to the peeps concerned about bonzo’s teeth: he actually rests it on his gums, his teeth are perfectly fine

To the people saying “take that away from him” lol why don’t YOU try to take away his steel bone and see how far u get
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