FUTURE FAKE NEWS from the Land of Oz
Vol I Story No.1—Week of Oct 18, 2020 (two weeks prior to the US Election)

Covid-19 Infections Reach Exponential Levels!

Dr. Anthony Fauci confirmed today that Covid-19 has now infected 157% of the US Population. In a statement to CNN, the

Doctor noted that the new numbers reflect future births, adjusted for illusory rates of infection, and rounded to the nearest million. Citing new safety guidelines issued by the Bill Gates Foundation, Dr. Fauci stated that all Americans should wear masks,

goggles and adult diapers for the foreseeable future.

“The current model indicates a high probability that the imaginary curve can only be flattened if we all comply with the Gates Guidelines,” said the popular doctor, adding that voluntary compliance

protects the children and may make it possible for some to return to school for the 2021-22 school year.

FUTURE FAKE NEWS from the Land of Oz
Vol I Story No. 2—Week of Oct 18, 2020 (two weeks prior to the US Election)

Joe Biden Issues Statement on Trump Virus

In a statement to reporters outside of his Delaware home, Democratic Presidential Candidate, Joe Biden, was critical

of the President’s response to the pandemic, saying: “Trump's failure to control the cornpone has caused water to make blond leg hairs rise on peaceful protesters!”

Pressed for clarity by a Fox News Reporter, he pointed an angry finger and shouted, “Come on man! You know

Gillette Blue Blades rust faster in a wooden rain barrel than any bicycle chain wrapped around Corn-pop’s head. That’s why I’m used to little rug-rats crawling on my lap. Am I going to have to take you out behind the bleachers?”

Mr. Biden, who was clearly buoyed by new polls showing him widening his 63 point lead, turned to address the Fox Reporter once more, as he and Mrs. Biden retreated into their Delaware home.

Raising a defiant fist, he shouted, “Even Esther Williams wears a swimming cap in my pool!” before donning his Aviator Sunglasses, and adding, “Good night, Cleveland!

FUTURE FAKE NEWS from the Land of Oz
Vol I Story No. 3—Week of Oct 18, 2020 (two weeks prior to the US Election)

Putin Admits Collusion with Trump in 2016 Election

MSNBC Political Commentator, Rachel Maddow, says that Russian President, Vladimir Putin, has acknowledged

full responsibility for his interference in the 2016 US Election. In an exclusive report, Ms. Maddow said that Mr. Putin told her that he had worked with Donald Trump to deny Hillary Clinton the Presidency and that he now realizes it was a grave mistake.

Ms. Maddow divulged a secret interview, in which the Russian President also told her that Kremlin Agents had killed former Democratic Campaign Staffer, Seth Rich. According to Maddow, Putin’s Aides felt that FBI Agent Peter Strzok was getting too close to the

Trump Collusion Operation and that a tragic death, which looked more like a political murder than a botched robbery, was seen as the best way to throw him off track.

Putin told the popular MSNBC host that the plan failed when Mr. Rich’s murder was completely ignored by the FBI.

Mr. Putin also expressed his admiration for Agent Strzok and his intrepid sidekick, Lisa Page, noting that they had once followed his trail all the way to a five-star hotel in London.

According to Maddow, the Russian President grimly expressed regret

for the unreasonable suspicion that has dogged Mrs. Clinton, since the murder. However, in a moment of introspection, the former KGB Agent winked, smiled with satisfaction, and said, “We really made it look like she did it, didn’t we?”

FUTURE FAKE NEWS from the Land of Oz
Vol I Story No. 4—Week of Oct 18, 2020 (two weeks prior to the US Election)

Hillary Clinton Saves the Children Again!

A beaming Hillary Clinton waved to reporters and shouted, "I told you Putin did it!", as she boarded

a platinum-plated plane belonging to the new Clinton Global Children’s Fund. Mrs. Clinton is leading a group of Hollywood Celebrities to the former Epstein Island, which she and former President, Bill Clinton, plan to convert to a school for homeless children.

FUTURE FAKE NEWS from the Land of Oz
Vol I Story No. 5—Week of Oct 18, 2020 (two weeks prior to the US Election)

The National Football League Embraces Diversity

NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, announced today that all regular season games will now begin with

the “Black National Anthem”, for which players will stand. This will be followed by the “US National Anthem”, for which players will kneel.

Mr. Goodell added that the NFL Rules Committee is observing implementation of new NBA Rules, which require the players to sing

the “Chinese National Anthem” prior to each game. He indicated that these rules are not yet viable for the NFL since, unlike the NBA Players, the NFL Players do not already know the words.

Mr. Goodell also noted that the NFL’s embrace of diversity does not conflict,