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Honest review of a typical JNU protest.
It’s going to be a long thread, but try to watch every video, it will be fun. It only gets better towards the end.
Let’s start with the first and foremost requirement: You have to stop bathing for two weeks to go for a protest.
Honest review of a typical JNU protest.
It’s going to be a long thread, but try to watch every video, it will be fun. It only gets better towards the end.
Let’s start with the first and foremost requirement: You have to stop bathing for two weeks to go for a protest.
Next, you need to be a quick thinker. Many egoistic protestors try their slogans, and you need to adjust your dhapli according to that. See this talented young folk here
Also, why does this guy looks like Azeem Banatwalla
On a serious note, this “left unity long live chant” is for the alliance of leftist student unions to beat ABVP and NSUI. This alliance comprises of AISA, SFI, AISF and DSF. They do this in JNU itself, kyuki yahi politics hoti hai. In other universities, they fight independently.
Didi ko batao, boriya bistar bandhne ki Modi ya Shah ko zarurat nahi padi.. haan NRC me aage kuch logo ko zarur pad sakti hai.
Inka Laal kabhi nahi lehraya, na lehrayega 
jusy saying..
jusy saying..
Sare student unions ki dhapli tak alag alag hai
Speaking about dhapli.. What dhapli skills they have.. 
Bhaiya ko laga madam gayi to beech me kood ke benefit kar sakte hain
Look at the pride in his eyes lagta hai bhaiya ko college me seniors aur bachpan me parents ne khoob rela hai
Look at the pride in his eyes
lagta hai bhaiya ko college me seniors aur bachpan me parents ne khoob rela hai
Na bhai.. koi nahi jaIa hai aj tak.. kuch b na bolo camera ke liye
Senior citizens kya karenge azadi le ke
Bandana wale bhaiya ko koi b ladki set karni hai.. kitna effort mar rahe
Aur samne wali didi ka enthu dekh ke lag raha hai ki wo sach me Delhi ko India se alag karne ja rahi hai hai
Aur samne wali didi ka enthu dekh ke lag raha hai ki wo sach me Delhi ko India se alag karne ja rahi hai hai
SERIOUS: They protest against CAA/NRC but yaha filming ke liye bhi khud security guards se kaagaz maang rahe hai
Hypocrisy at its best.
Hypocrisy at its best.
Iska lollipop kisne cheen liya
De do ro raha hai..
Aur itna chilla ke kya mila jab istifa nahi diya Smriti mam ne
De do ro raha hai..
Aur itna chilla ke kya mila jab istifa nahi diya Smriti mam ne
Bas itna bol ke protest ke bad us din bhaiya ghar chale gaye.. Modiji faltu me hi tension le liye the..
Ye apni masti me chal raha
Ye left wale bhaiya asal me didi nikle..
Itna zor mat laga.. piche pant geeli na ho jaye
Aur sarkaar abhi bhi chal rahi hai
Aur sarkaar abhi bhi chal rahi hai
LAST, but not the least:
Pehle bolte hai jail me dal do chalega.. fir jail me dala to uske liye alag protest..
Padhai kab karte hai ye
Watch this full..
Pehle bolte hai jail me dal do chalega.. fir jail me dala to uske liye alag protest..
Padhai kab karte hai ye
Watch this full..
Disclaimer: No offence meant to ABVP and even NSUI, but just these left union commies.
@abvpjnu @ABVPVoice
@abvpjnu @ABVPVoice
Part two of the thread https://twitter.com/__memenist/status/1297580449762439168
