Bad Puns I say while waitressing to try to get a good tip: A Thread

Me: “Are you guys finished with the pizza?”
Customer: “Yes you can wrap it up and we’ll take it to go”
Me: “Ha I guess you can say that’s a wrap on the pizza”

Me: *Wears ripped jeans*
Them: “Hey you know your pants have some holes in them right?”
Me: “Yeah I know, they are the jeans I wear on Sundays cause they are so holy”

Customer: “I’m starving”
Me: “Hi starving, I’m Taylor nice to meet you!”
Customer: *laughs cause they feel bad*

Me: “Hi can I start you guys off with something to drink?”
Customer: “Yes we’ll take a water, coke, bud light, and a corona”
Me: “Okay so we have a water, coke, bud light and a corona no virus”

Me: “Do you want a box for the pizza?”
Customer: “No thank you”
Me: “oh, do you wanna wrestle for it instead?”

This one is either a hit or miss :/

Me: *brings drinks over to table and holds up the bottle of corona*
Me: “Okay so who ordered the covid?”

If this thread doesn’t make y’all wanna come in and leave a tip when I’m working then idk what will