Living in Washington now and rereading twilight am like why did no one give smeyer a map why did Charlie just let Bella do this 4pm and driving an hour to look at homecoming dresses THEN 4 hours to Seattle? Bro

Another thing is like bro why did I think this was so romantic when I was 12 and 13 like... everyone here sucks except Jacob who got butchered by his own author later, Seth, Leah, and Charlie <3

I literally am only 1/3-1/2 halfway thru Twilight and am like. The movies I think made these characters more sympathetic than smeyer’s actual writing did. Edward sucks from Bella’s POV and I cannot wait to explore his own for his justifications so I can make fun of him.

Bella is like. The absolute worst person. Her “friends” deserved so much more than her with her internal monologue of why they were all annoying but especially Jessica. She literally hates everyone she knows

I’ll definitely keep adding more but dude. While I’m having fun with this reading Bella’s perspective really is like the Bible read in a condescending voice by an atheist 14 year old.

That said I do respect her in the beginning where she like hated Edward and I wish that energy continued. Only in my brain for the billycharliecarlisle rewrite will this happen <3

I am back at it I love Bella and Edward being the repressed equivalent of the couple making out in the middle of the hallway that everyone hates the energy is astounding in how disgusting it is and I would have made fun of them for this in school. That’s all I have for now.

Something about this book is so repulsive but it pulls me in I’m genuinely not sure what it is

Maybe every time bella and charlie interact positively I get a little ;w;

Ok so basically... why did Bella hear Edward say everything about him was meant to lure people in (to kill them) and not be like hm maybe I don’t actually have a crush on this guy... like I think at that moment I’d be like maybe we should be biology class friends only man

This is me being a strong fighter for lesbian Bella also I think she deserves a good girlfriend

I just think edward and bella being friends would be a better and funnier dynamic that’s all :( imagine you’re gay and the local vampire is thinking you’re hinting but you just don’t like talking to people and aren’t sure how to interact with this freak of a man :(

He also is not sure how to interact with you and assumes it’s feelings but really you’re like that’s a nice sweater man and that’s all

I’ve been putting off adding this to this thread but...