The lasting design of GWOT memorials is a cross between country music video and Walmart patriot tank tops

"yeah, give us the design of a person with Google image search and a trial of Photoshop"

Like, I'm partially irritated that this is how I would have been remembered if I died overseas, but also this is incredibly on brand for America right now

I didn't include the actual faces of the fallen, which are engraved on the sides of raised stars for some reason

I'm going to have to write about this because I keep thinking about how God awful it is

I guess I should be glad the eagle isn't crying