disclaimer: altho some of these may not seem very ‘high’ kcal to you, they are to me which means i cant eat them so pls dont be mean :// (i’ll also be adding to this thread constantly)
FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: BB’s muffins... god theyre so good. i think i miss them more than anything. THEYRE THE BEST. soft and gooey on the inside, kinda firm on the outside and the flavours are devineeee (my fave is sticky toffee, 10/10 recommended)
CATAPILLAR CAKE
okok now i know my fellow uk moots will agree with me when i say this is the best cake in the world like THIS cake is superior. my entire childhood revolves around this cake and I MISS IT,, i wnna buy one and eat the entire thing all by myself omg

my mums homemade caramel squares BUT these aren’t like normal ones.. theyre 40x more chocolate and 60x more caramel. it makes me cry thinking ab how many calories are in them but damn are they fucking gorgeous (pics arent them but theyre similar)
CHOCOLATE OH GOD HOW I MISS CHOCOLATE LITERALLY ANY CHOCOLATE ANYTHING, SNICKERS,TWIX,FLAKES,DAIRY MILK ETC ETC GOD I JUST MISS IT ALL SO MUCH I EVEN MISS BOUNTIES 


WRAPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! specifically the chicken fajita ones from asda or costa, and altho i could technically eat one it means i would have to starve for the rest of the day and being able to eat them without restraint would just hit diff


han&cheese paninis !!! similar to the wrap situation,, but being able to eat enough to feed a small country all at once would just 


TAKEAWAYS SPECIFICALLY INDIAN AND CHINESE ONES THEYRE SO GOOD I MISS NAAN BREAD AND ONION BHAJIS AND POPPADOMS AND RICE AND NOODLES AND FRIES AND SWEET&SOUR AND SPRING ROLLS AND